excuse me...ummmmm.I don't know if i am in the right place..... i am looking for a great deal on a teal bag. i don't know if you can help me on this one, but i am looking for one that had a stain that some lady named "bertie" didn't see in her listing pictures. Then i was told that the buying lady, her name was "bella" i am pretty sure, anyway, bella asked bertie about the boo boo on bertie's bbag, bertie said "no boo boo here" Bella said "bertie, take a blink at YOUR pics?" Then, as the story was handed down to me, bertie got her feelings hurt, wouldn't/couldn't see the "black boo boo", Bella felt bad, untrusted by the bertie, untrusted by the flock of bertie's fans, and dropped it, wanting it to go no more, burying her sorrows in the back of closet to let the matter rest.
Than, the sad day came when the boo boo'd hobo reappeared. Bella, wanting to keep things low key, did her low key auction. Bertie chirped in and reminded her of the "mysterious reappearing and disappearing boo boo on bert's pic", then, it was back........"THE LEGEND OF HOW THE BEAUTIFUL TEAL HOBO WAS LOST IN A SEA WHO QUESTIONS"
"DID BERTIE BURY THE BLACK BLOG ON THE BACK OF BELLA'S HOBO?"
"DID BELLA MARK UP HER OWN BAG, MAKE A DARING RUN TO BERTIE'S PICS, AND
ADD THE BLACK SPOT .....to PURPOSEFULLY UNDERMINE THE REPUTATION OF BERTIE AND THE LEAGUE OF SEAGULLS FOLLOWING BERTIE??????
WE MAY NEVER KNOW???? BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS THIS:
"is that teal hobo still for sale, that thing is looking good!"