Too Funny--Hollywood Hooker Moms

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well excuse me!!

When I become a parent, I want to be a MILF!!!

Sorry, Christina Aguiliera [minus the makeup] looks sexy to me. She does not look like a hooker. When I walk around I want everyone to look at my husband and say "he sure is lucky!!!" LMAO

but thats just me.

oh yeah and the rest of the women in that album...yeah they look like hookers. LMAO

P.S.- I whole heartedly agree with BTBF. Kate Hudson is the sluttiest.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! Me too!!! Just cos I'm a mommy now does'nt mean I don't want to look hot for my hubby,and look cool picking my lil one up from nursery,sure there has to be a line,but I think anyone with a lil grasp on reality will keep it a bit real. Apart from the women in the captions....................................................................
 
Christina looks so cheap with that make-up spackled onto her face and her enormous fake breasts hanging out like that. No, she doesn't look like a hooker -- most hookers are a bit more subtle than that!

I am all for being a sexy mom although I find the term MILF incredibly offensive -- how degrading, although I know there are women who like to be objectified and more power to them. But there's a fine line between sexy and sleazy and Christina crossed that line a long time ago and never looked back!
 
^^^^^^^^^ Did she have them done?? I just thought as she was nursing,they were a lot bigger than before? They do look huge though!! And I have to say,after I had my lil one,I was much more inclined to be private about my body,not in an embarassed way or anything,I just thought and felt that my body should'nt be an object of a sexual nature, in a funny way it was'nt what motherhood felt it should be about to me,it was a private status between me,my baby and my hubby.
Now my lil ones nearly two,I feel differently about it,but I think if I was still nursing,I would'nt want to show them off quite as much iyswim??
But if she's happy,then I'm not going to rain on her parade,she's a good looking girl,and her business is partly how she looks,so I guess things are prioritised differently.
 
Christina looks so cheap with that make-up spackled onto her face and her enormous fake breasts hanging out like that. No, she doesn't look like a hooker -- most hookers are a bit more subtle than that!

I am all for being a sexy mom although I find the term MILF incredibly offensive -- how degrading, although I know there are women who like to be objectified and more power to them. But there's a fine line between sexy and sleazy and Christina crossed that line a long time ago and never looked back!

i don't think that's a boob job.. that's just milks *ding*
 
It's just my opinion, but Yes, I do think she had them redone...I do wonder if she is really breast feeding, cause alot of the pics you see her out in, she is tore up drunk...That can't be good for baby...
 
Umm, that's an obvious boob job. I've been through breast-feeding twice and trust me, if that was milk pumping her up like that her whole front would be soaked in breast-milk -- that's engorged times 100!

To me it doesn't matter that she's a mom, I would find that look tacky and distasteful on anyone. There's a big difference between cleavage and having your breasts literally hanging out of your top, which you couldn't close if you wanted to so maybe try a size that fits next time.

I feel sorry for her husband, frankly...and her son when he's old enough to understand.
 
Umm, that's an obvious boob job. I've been through breast-feeding twice and trust me, if that was milk pumping her up like that her whole front would be soaked in breast-milk -- that's engorged times 100!

To me it doesn't matter that she's a mom, I would find that look tacky and distasteful on anyone. There's a big difference between cleavage and having your breasts literally hanging out of your top, which you couldn't close if you wanted to so maybe try a size that fits next time.

I feel sorry for her husband, frankly...and her son when he's old enough to understand.


sorry but when I breastfed my daughter for 15 months I went from a B cup to a DD.. if I wore the right bra I would have looked just like Xtina. I just didn't feel the need to push them up anymore. How can you tell she's engorged just by looking at her? LOL They don't look hard and lumpy (how you get when you're engorged)
 
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speaking of xtina's boobs, here are some comparison pics i found online.
 
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speaking of xtina's boobs, here are some comparison pics i found online.


Oh, It's obvious she's had them done since se was a teenager, but I'm talking about since she had the baby...I think she may have had them lifted and/or redone...

I wouldn't be surprised if she had lipo when she had the baby, she and Nicole R. both scheduled their births so they would not have to go through vaginal delivery...I'm not saying all, but quit a few of those celebrities will have a little nip tuck, pull when they go into the hospital.
 
I am a fan of Christina Aguilera, but did any of you see her on the Ellen DeGeneras show in February? :wtf: Personally I think she should have covered up a bit more. Surely they can't be the size they are due to pregnancy/breastfeeding or can they? She used to be tiny (gorgeously tiny).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAq7wfV32r0 (sorry, I'm not sure how to include a youtube clip here, anyone know?)

Okay, Victoria Beckham has an unattractive cleavage (a dodgy boob job) but I don't think she deserves to be classed as a hooker mom. The Beckham thread shows what amazing taste she has in clothes and she looks fabulous most of the time.
 
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