Too Funny--Hollywood Hooker Moms

[Ladybug09]

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/hooker_moms#18790


Maternal Disgrace

Posted May 31st 2008 10:05AM by TMZ Staff
They say having kids changes a woman. And for some of Hollywood's moms, it was definitely not for the better. Don't ask the moms in this gallery to bake cookies for your friends, otherwise they might never go home.

 

[Pinkdancer]

Wow. Do these women not realize how cheap they look? It makes me especially sad when I see them posing with their cute/innocent young daughters--Don't grow up to be like your mother!

Off topic, until opening that link I'd completely forgotten about those Gastineu girls...

 

[Pursegrrl]

OMG, those captions cracked me up! ^^ Pink, I too forgot about Gastineau Girls...that was an awesome guilty pleasure show!

 

[stacmck]

LMAO at the Janice Dickinson caption!

 

[sheishollywood]

HAHA!
I love the captions too!

 

[BTBF]

The ultimate for me would be the "dirty" Christina.

I disagree with many of the people on their list, like Denise Richard(she was at the pussycats show), Victoria Beckham, and Britney Spears.

The sluttiest one would be Kate Hudson, this girl doesn't seem to wait for a week or two before calling "next".

 

[sputnik]

christina has the ugliest legs ever.
and yeah, the orange tan and clown make-up and bleached hair make her look like a cheap hooker. at a circus.
and let's not forget the 2 helium balloons bolted to her chest. she looks revolting.

 

[on the corner]

What is Shauna Sands famous for other than being Lorenzo Lamas' ex and being in playboy like 30 years ago and why does anyone care about her? Really, I must know.

 

[RoseMary]

lol, christina's boobs are enormous.

 

[daphodill84]

If my mother dressed like this I would be horrified!

 

[karo]

I would be really embarassed if my mother dressed like this in my presence.

 

[missisa07]

The ultimate for me would be the "dirty" Christina.


I disagree with many of the people on their list, like Denise Richard(she was at the pussycats show), Victoria Beckham, and Britney Spears.

The sluttiest one would be Kate Hudson, this girl doesn't seem to wait for a week or two before calling "next".

Well, she is rumored to be an ex-Heidi Fleiss girl (how she met Charlie).

 

[Jahpson]

well excuse me!!

When I become a parent, I want to be a MILF!!!

Sorry, Christina Aguiliera [minus the makeup] looks sexy to me. She does not look like a hooker. When I walk around I want everyone to look at my husband and say "he sure is lucky!!!" LMAO

but thats just me.

oh yeah and the rest of the women in that album...yeah they look like hookers. LMAO

P.S.- I whole heartedly agree with BTBF. Kate Hudson is the sluttiest.

 

[irishpandabear]

Yikes!

 

[LVmom]

I am giving Christina slack, because most of those pics are pregnancy and post pregnancy, and she is nursing. I refuse to buy a whole new wardrobe so there are some things in my closet I pop out of more than I care for also. I feel for her-I try so hard to cover everything up but it doesn't always work and I am often so tired I just give up.