I have been on TPF for a few years and I think this thread ranks up there among my favorites. Congrats
@ksuromax on the ballsack win, and thank you for the honorable mentions,
@Narnanz! I have thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's entries
(and suffered a mild urge to scrub my computer at times). I vote that we do this again every holiday season for a new TPF tradition (no prize needed to reduce to burden on the host, but I think it is of the utmost importance to keep up with the latest and ugliest
).