The Kourtney Kardashian (& Scott Disick if necessary) Thread

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yea that mom is nice bc i would have called her all kind of baby momma, go babysit your drunk baby daddy who never wants to be w/you and leave my kid the hell alone, don't wanna be a part of your crew, isn't your underage sister banging a grown man and one doesn't know the paternity of her father, go put a coat on North and im happy your daugher doesnt wear those whack Yeezus shirts to class skank.
 
yea that mom is nice bc i would have called her all kind of baby momma, go babysit your drunk baby daddy who never wants to be w/you and leave my kid the hell alone, don't wanna be a part of your crew, isn't your underage sister banging a grown man and one doesn't know the paternity of her father, go put a coat on North and im happy your daugher doesnt wear those whack Yeezus shirts to class skank.



I see she still hasn't showered.


*roaring*
 
yea that mom is nice bc i would have called her all kind of baby momma, go babysit your drunk baby daddy who never wants to be w/you and leave my kid the hell alone, don't wanna be a part of your crew, isn't your underage sister banging a grown man and one doesn't know the paternity of her father, go put a coat on North and im happy your daugher doesnt wear those whack Yeezus shirts to class skank.

:roflmfao:
 
Her legs look so short and stumpy.


well......yea. she is knee-high to a garden gnome.

yea that mom is nice bc i would have called her all kind of baby momma, go babysit your drunk baby daddy who never wants to be w/you and leave my kid the hell alone, don't wanna be a part of your crew, isn't your underage sister banging a grown man and one doesn't know the paternity of her father, go put a coat on North and im happy your daugher doesnt wear those whack Yeezus shirts to class skank.



:roflmfao::worthy:
 
On Saturday afternoon Khloe Kardashian, her sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner and niece North West were involved in a car crash in Montana.

But showing that the show must always go on for the Kardashians, their sibling Kourtney and her partner Scott Disick, rallied for a nightclub appearance in Las Vegas later that night.

The pair put on an affectionate showing for their night out, with Kourtney, 35, cuddling up to the 31-year-old father of her three children, Mason, five, Penelope, three and two-month-old Reign.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...escaped-unharmed-car-crash.html#ixzz3SUkcmsxq
 

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yea that mom is nice bc i would have called her all kind of baby momma, go babysit your drunk baby daddy who never wants to be w/you and leave my kid the hell alone, don't wanna be a part of your crew, isn't your underage sister banging a grown man and one doesn't know the paternity of her father, go put a coat on North and im happy your daugher doesnt wear those whack Yeezus shirts to class skank.


Oh snap! Lol. I wouldn't have been so nice either, but I guess it's better to keep it classy like that mom did. And to think she has to deal w/ her face to face. I might have asked the teacher to remind her of the no photos rule.
 
A day earlier she gave a moving tribute to her late father who would have turned 71 years old on Sunday.

And with his memory likely still weighing heavily on her heart, Kourtney Kardashian made it a no-frills night out grabbing dinner with her partner Scott Disick on Monday.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians reality star dressed head-to-toe in black and hid her post-baby body with a roomy black hoodie as she exited Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas, California.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...tional-tribute-late-father.html#ixzz3SfqqU9Dq
 

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In Montana over the weekend.


via Daily Mail
 

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