The Kourtney Kardashian (& Scott Disick if necessary) Thread

[FreeSpirit71]

If Scott wasn't with Kourtney he'd probably be in jail. I can totally see him taking part in ponzi schemes and other fraud activity to make "easy" money. He sure as hell wouldn't be working a normal job, he's as lazy as they come. He lucked out with Kourt.

LOL. I can see that. I also see him as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho - without the serial killer aspect, but definitely with his love of fine things etc etc

And now I can't get the image of Lord Dick (<typo and it stays) singing "It's Hip to be Square" out of my head.

 

[bag-princess]

If Scott wasn't with Kourtney he'd probably be in jail. I can totally see him taking part in ponzi schemes and other fraud activity to make "easy" money. He sure as hell wouldn't be working a normal job, he's as lazy as they come. He lucked out with Kourt.

yep! although i wonder if he would call his time with kourt "easy"!

 

[Swanky]

As "easy" as he is to babysit, lol

 

[Sasha2012]

She just gave birth to her third child six weeks ago.

So it's no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian is eager to find some time-saving strategies to shed those post-pregnancy pounds.

The reality star turned to her sister's favourite figure-honing gadget. the waist-trainer, as she revealed in an Instagram on Friday.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...raze-weeks-birth-son-Reign.html#ixzz3QMZMsgeI

 

[Sasha2012]

zimbio

Woodland Hills, California. (January 30)

 

[Pursejoy9]

yep! although i wonder if he would call his time with kourt "easy"!

He made a deal with the devil to be with her and get his money.

 

[sgj99]

yes!!


his connections would slowly end and i bet he realizes that. and nobody is going to be standing in line for either of them. he has no money and is a drinking gambler that loves to party. no grown woman with good sense would seek him out.

isn't that what he says his "job" actually is now? he has to go to all these nightclubs and make appearances. while he's there he has to look like he's involved with the guests and having fun therefore the drinking. i think he's a douche but Kourtney is obviously screwed up enough in the head to keep him around.

 

[sgj99]

If Scott wasn't with Kourtney he'd probably be in jail. I can totally see him taking part in ponzi schemes and other fraud activity to make "easy" money. He sure as hell wouldn't be working a normal job, he's as lazy as they come. He lucked out with Kourt.

he'd be selling real estate on Long Island. which is not a bad gig and not meant to insult anyone who does that. it just would be so different from the reality tv whore/smuck he is.

 

[bag-princess]

He made a deal with the devil to be with her and get his money.

isn't that what he says his "job" actually is now? he has to go to all these nightclubs and make appearances. while he's there he has to look like he's involved with the guests and having fun therefore the drinking. i think he's a douche but Kourtney is obviously screwed up enough in the head to keep him around.

ITA

yea that is his "job" and one that obviously enjoys because he is so good at it. of course he has to look like the life of the party - that is what he is being paid for. but since everything else is supposedly "just for show FOR the show" then he could easily NOT be drinking real alcohol while still looking like he is and having fun. i guess he chooses to stay true to his character!

 

[Pursejoy9]

Kourtney NEEDS someone messed up and who allows himself to be abused verbally and emotionally and treated like a bad child in order to live her life as she only can, because she can't do a healthy relationship. That is one bad scary relationship.

 

[Gaby87]

Idk I just find it so hard to believe that their relationship is how it is portrayed on the show. Everyone talks so much about how everything that the Ks do is fake, but supposedly their unhealthy relationship isn't? I think that's for show as well.

 

[Encore Hermes]

idk i just find it so hard to believe that their relationship is how it is portrayed on the show. Everyone talks so much about how everything that the ks do is fake, but supposedly their unhealthy relationship isn't? i think that's for show as well.

+1

 

[Pursejoy9]

Nope. It is hard to fake that level of dysfunction, unless they are the greatest actors in the world. True personalities come out even in reality shows. Actually, one of the reasons I watched the show was fascination with their terrible relationship.

 

[bag-princess]

Nope. It is hard to fake that level of dysfunction, unless they are the greatest actors in the world. True personalities come out even in reality shows. Actually, one of the reasons I watched the show was fascination with their terrible relationship.

kourtney would never be thought of as that.

 

[Sasha2012]

She welcomed her third child into the world on December 14, and Kourtney Kardashian has been keeping a low profile ever since.

But on Saturday, the reality star debuted her post-baby body in all its glory as she stepped out in a sheer top – one day after sharing that she had been waist-training.

Kourtney looked incredible in the see-through black number, revealing her matching bra underneath and a lot of cleavage in the process, along with her trim stomach.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...t-seven-weeks-giving-birth.html#ixzz3QeBkO7jV