The Kourtney Kardashian (& Scott Disick if necessary) Thread

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Was not expecting that. Should have stopped at Mason and Penelope. Those were cute names. Poor little guy. At least he has cousin North West to commiserate with. Although North West is so ridiculous that I almost like it if that makes any sense. Reign is just bad IMO. I like the middle name. Maybe he can go by that.
 
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Lounorada said:
:lolots:


From Dlisted:


So I Guess Lord Isadick Got To Name His Third Kid All By Himself


December 21, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K


The newest cast member of Krapping Up with the Kardashians and Pimp Mama Kris’ latest human ATM was pulled out of The Slow One’s body about a week ago and they just got around to burping up the poor child’s name. I’m guessing it took them so long to announce their son’s name because Pimp Mama Kris was busy trying to find a corporation who will pay top dollar for her grandson to be named after one of their brands. The CW came through, I see.
Kourtney Kardashian threw up this picture of her holding hands with her third kid on Instagram today. Those Kartrashians are getting better at Photoshop, because you can barely tell that they Photoshopped out the words “SAVE ME” that the littlest Kardashian wrote in baby drool on his fingers.
In the picture’s caption, she wrote what she and Scott Disick decided to name Penelope and Mason’s little brother:
Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.
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REIGN ASTON DISICK????? Just call him Baby RAD.
If you’re going to name your kid after a show on The CW, you should try to be a little more original and not name them after a show that Lil Kim named her kid after. Reign Aston Disick sounds like it came from the mind of Lord Disick and the mind of Lord Disick alone. It sounds like the name of the snobbiest character on Beverly Hills Teens. You know, I shouldn’t say that the name Reign Aston Disick is all Scott’s doing, because the name “Reign” could be a tribute to the Kardashian family motto, which is, “Make it rain all day, every day, hos!”
And if you cross your eyes while reading “Aston Disick,” it’ll look like “ass ton dicks.” Now that I think about it, I bet Kim came up with the name.
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i laughed reading the entire thing - but that bolded part had me crying!!!!:roflmfao::roflmfao:

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So I guess the source that said they were going to honor their fathers by using both their names was mistaken

I thought the middle name was a lock with 'of' and the first was going to be something like Prince or Duke or lord
 
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Is the only pic released the one of her holding his hand? If so I wonder how many rag mags she'll be on the cover of with her baby this week? It's a short week because of the holiday but still enough time to throw her on the cover.
 
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Swanky Mama Of Three said:
Kim waited a long time to release a photo too, newborns aren't always perfect :)
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And checks for newborn photos take time to be written. Nobody is going to be very interested so it may be a while before they give up & go the Instagram route.

And The Lord Dickwad act is getting old. Buying a title that isn't really a title makes you pathetic. He's an unemployed sperm factory.
 
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charmesh said:
And checks for newborn photos take time to be written. Nobody is going to be very interested so it may be a while before they give up & go the Instagram route.

And The Lord Dickwad act is getting old. Buying a title that isn't really a title makes you pathetic. He's an unemployed sperm factory.
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could he even afford to buy one????:coolio:


and yea - that is all he is to her. when she gets her quota of kids she will have no use for him anymore!
 
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bag-princess said:
could he even afford to buy one????:coolio:


and yea - that is all he is to her. when she gets her quota of kids she will have no use for him anymore!
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It's not like he's an Earl or Duke or even a viscount. He bought the title Lord which is a form of address not an actual title. They can be had for less than a couple of Kylie's Cartier bracelets probably.
 
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