The Kourtney Kardashian (& Scott Disick if necessary) Thread

[zen1965]

Pavarotti died in 2007. #confused

 

[starrysky7]

Isn't he no longer alive?

oh dear god I wrote Pavarotti but meant Andrea Bocelli. I’m mortified…

 

[LavenderIce]

she got married in a Catholic church? did she get the first marriage annulled?

She was never married to the father of her three children. Apparently the wedding venue was a castle not a Catholic church.

 

[zen1965]

^^ I just saw the „altar“-like baroque background and wrongly assumed it was a church…

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

she got married in a Catholic church? did she get the first marriage annulled?

Which one? Their courthouse ceremony? That would not count as a marriage in the Catholic church (but are they even Catholic? Didn't they make a big fuss in Armenia a while back?).

But also, that weirdly cropped picture looked like a church but then turned out to be their backdrop for their outdoor thing, so no.

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

n/m

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

oh dear god I wrote Pavarotti but meant Andrea Bocelli. I’m mortified…

So weird. Of all the other opera singers they couldn't find one they liked equally as well to make it their own?

 

[lanasyogamama]

I had a cousin that copied her sister’s wedding to a T. Same venue, food, vendors. It was so strange.

 

[Lounorada]

I have no words for this messy situation.

Thank you Kourtney for kicking off wedding season with the ugly wedding dress trilogy! On a positive note, apparently one of Travis's tats made it on her veil.
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Oh no.

All I can see is those fugly, unflattering shaped knickers she's wearing under the sheet of lace she's calling a dress.
The last thing you should she on someone's wedding day is the underwear they're wearing and she's goes and wears her underwear as her wedding 'dress'. Classy

 

[purseinsanity]

Nothing seems to fit right, not a good look for D&G

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That's a SKIMS body suit with sheer skirt. Hot mess.

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

I had a cousin that copied her sister’s wedding to a T. Same venue, food, vendors. It was so strange.

Good thing she got herself at least another husband.

 

[Silverplume]

As to the small pasta serving size at the reception, is it not possible that the pasta is the first item in a buffet-style service? The internet is freaking out on it, but no one seems to have considered that possibility.

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

As to the small pasta serving size at the reception, is it not possible that the pasta is the first item in a buffet-style service? The internet is freaking out on it, but no one seems to have considered that possibility.

I thought pasta was a common starter in Italy. Obviously you don't want to stuff yourself with pasta if a meat course follows (that said, I think Travis said in the AD piece he's vegan?).

 

[purseinsanity]

she got married in a Catholic church? did she get the first marriage annulled?

She's never been married.

 

[QueenofWrapDress]

Ok I googled it and I don't know, one mouthful of pasta wouldn't make me happy.