The Kourtney Kardashian (& Scott Disick if necessary) Thread

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My first and only reaction to the cream lace condom she's wearing... :lolots::lolots::lolots::lolots:
Fire the stylist for this Kourntey!


:roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: omg!!! i almost spit out my yogurt!!!!! that outfit is a big "oh hell nah" kourtney!!! damn!





Mirror mirror on the wall who's the shortest of them all..............

She looks like a moron, so not sexy.





as i said before - she is knee high to a garden gnome!!
 
Their sisters Kim Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner collected their Teen Choice Award in Los Angeles on Sunday.

But Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were absent from the party, as they were instead stuck all the way over in New York filming their spinoff reality show, Kourtney And Khloe Take The Hamptons.

The pair of reality stars were seen strolling around the East Coast holiday spot keeping a low profile, unable to participate in the congratulatory festivities due to work commitments.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...llect-Teen-Choice-Award-LA.html#ixzz3A3Mk73rP
 

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She is reportedly expecting her third baby in December.



But Kourtney Kardashian is not sticking to conventional maternity style.



The 35-year-old reality star stepped out in a plunging white lace jumpsuit at an event on The Hamptons on Saturday night.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...nging-tight-white-jumpsuit.html#ixzz39xjjRrTu


Yikes!
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Cinderella is living proof a new pair of shoes really CAN change a girl's life!
 
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Kourtney K. & Scott Disick Briefcase Full Of Cash STOLEN!!

8/11/2014 9:14 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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A thief broke into Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's rented home in the Hamptons -- stealing a briefcase stuffed with CASH -- and sources close to the family tell TMZ they think it's an inside job because this is the third time the family has been hit.

Southampton Town Police say Scott reported a briefcase filled with $4,000 was pilfered from their bedroom ... sometime between July 1st and 4th.

According to cops ... nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry. Our Kardashian sources tell us ... Kourtney suspects the culprit is someone close to them.

The reason for her suspicion ... Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas ... after someone snatched $50K in cash.

And that theft came shortly after a $250K jewelry heist at Khloe's home. Law enforcement sources told us at the time they suspected those crimes were committed by someone on the crew of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- because they have access to the homes.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3A6kWtYG6
 
Briefcase full of cash? 4000 is 40 $100 bills, 80 $50 bills.
You could fit that in Kris's BV cosmetic bag she loves so much.


Even 200 twenties wouldn't fill a briefcase.

These stories are so lame.
 
I wonder if all these theft stories are just a future excuse for their fortune demise, they can just blame it on being stolen, not the fact that they spend money faster than Kanye hopping on a plane to Paris to see Riccardo.
 
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