Michael Fassbender

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I know. Great isn't it! I normally wouldn't want anything to do with any kind of playa but Michael has this underlying adorable quality that makes me draw towards him.
Oh yea! That's why all his women fall head over heels for him and expect marriage with him, even though they know he's not that kind of guy. But you gotta be smart...when you get into anything with a male whore like Michael, you gotta expect short term and just plain fun! It's stupid to get into a relationship with someone like Michael knowing how he is/seeing how he is with other women, then getting all hurt when he says, "no commitment, time to play with other women..."

I sound harsh, but just expressing my opinions.
 
I love Michael's acting and he's super sexy. He does sound intelligent in interviews and when he speaks of his co-workers' work; however, he's not very intelligent when it comes to paps and hiding his indiscretions :/ If you are gonna cheat, be smart about it. Don't take the other woman out in broad daylight. If you have nothing to hide, don't act like you have something to hide. Ignore the paps and move on with your day. It's kinda simple lol. Making it more complicated, will for sure give paps something to gossip on. And he dates women he's worked with/met while with the ex's right after breaking up with the ex....Maybe he's completely innocent, but he's not smart with hiding the cheating and what not....

But yea, I see why these smart women who want committment and family are drawn to Michael, who obviously just wants fun and no committment right now. He really draws people to him. He really is a shark. He has wit, charm, and can be super nice.

Yes, I think he is intelligent but lacks common sense. I know that he says that he doesn't read what is said about him but that his father gets Google alerts then someone close to him must of told that going to the same market/pub all the time wouldn't be the best idea but he goes. So, if he can't change that what hope does he have when it come to the woman he is seen with. Maybe he does it on purpose because he likes attention or maybe it is some kind test? Like if they pass the paparazzi test then she's a keeper. But Michael I feel gets bored really quickly and needs to move on the where he feels to grass is greener only to get there and realize it the same so he moves on again, and again, and again in a never ending pattern.

When I see him with someone and he isn't acting like an idiot. When he is actually holding their hand and beaming from ear to ear so the entire world can see that how much he adores the person he is with and doesn't care whether the paps are taking his photo then and only then I will know that he is actually using that beautiful mind of his. Sadly, I don't think we are going to see this, well, not for a couple of years.

He is perfect for Magneto because he is magnetic. A shark is good but sometimes I think he is more like a spider and everyone gets tangled his his web.
 
Some links that I haven't seen posted yet.

https://twitter.com/Pittsalonius/status/341717592064544769

He sure likes his Japanese food.

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/20...hazel-cheat-mystery-blonde-woman-dating-0604/

Another stupid article that gets all there facts wrong. Something in one of the comments caught my attention and I wondered if anyone here knew any more

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he would do interviews where he said he preferred sofia vergara over naomi campbell


What interview is this person talking about?

I do know. The person is saying total BS. Can't remember the name of the video, but it's definitely out there somewhere on YouTube and it's the rare ones of him that I like, he was being himself. That interview is from Cannes at the time he was I think promoting either Fish Tank or Inglorious Basterds. It was called something like 12 minutes interview, he was sitting on a rooftop, smoking and sipping wine and going through questions written on post-it notes, questions included something like Anthony Hopkins or Al Pacino and he picked Pacino, and he said something about his tongue being his attribute which cracked me up; and that famous question was :

Sofia Lauren or Naomi Watts?

And Fassbender replied :

Sorry Naomi I'm gonna go for Sofiaaaaaaaa.....

He has a thing for Mediterranean looks, brunettes.. another interview way back he was flirting with an Italian interviewer the poor girl was so shy and he couldn't care less he totally liked her, it was too funny.

ETA : People make up stuff or change a few things said and it's becomes a different story.
 
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Oh yea! That's why all his women fall head over heels for him and expect marriage with him, even though they know he's not that kind of guy. But you gotta be smart...when you get into anything with a male whore like Michael, you gotta expect short term and just plain fun! It's stupid to get into a relationship with someone like Michael knowing how he is/seeing how he is with other women, then getting all hurt when he says, "no commitment, time to play with other women..."

I sound harsh, but just expressing my opinions.

Not harsh at all.

Cheetah's can't change their spots so the best thing is to find another cheetah. Personally, I don't want Michael to change unless he wants to himself and maybe that is where his ex's have gone wrong. Trying to make him into something he isn't, calming him down, telling him not to drink, smoke, wear Nike.
 
I do know. The person is saying total BS. Can't remember the name of the video, but it's definitely out there somewhere on YouTube and it's the rare ones of him that I like, he was being himself. That interview is from Cannes at the time he was I think promoting either Fish Tank or Inglorious Basterds. It was called something like 12 minutes interview, he was sitting on a rooftop, smoking and sipping wine and going through questions written on post-it notes, questions included something like Anthony Hopkins or Al Pacino and he picked Pacino, and he said something about his tongue being his attribute which cracked me up; and that famous question was :

Sofia Lauren or Naomi Watts?

And Fassbender replied :

Sorry Naomi I'm gonna go for Sofiaaaaaaaa.....

He has a thing for Mediterranean looks, brunettes.. another interview way back he was flirting with an Italian interviewer the poor girl was so shy and he couldn't care less he totally liked her, it was too funny.

I remember that video.

http://youtu.be/EzPCBMPaSQ8

And I thought when he was with the Italian reporter it was so adorable.
 
I remember that video.

http://youtu.be/EzPCBMPaSQ8

And I thought when he was with the Italian reporter it was so adorable.

Yup that's the one.

Anyway, I take anything that is reported about him and other celebs with a pinch of salt, womanizer or not. People can sensationalize a tad too much at times. It's not like he's gone down the Peter O'Toole/Oliver Reed route or something...

I remember the A Dangerous Method after party, he was being happy drunk (thank god he's a happy drunk though...) and he just did the mistake to light a ciggie inside the restaurant and they just told him it was against the policy. So he stepped outside, jumped on one of a guy's back for fun, took pics with a few fans, flipped the bird to the pazzis, went into a car with a couple of dudes (his mates?) and started singing some Tom Petty tune, all that with a big smile on his face... but the media twisted it as he was thrown out of his own party because he was too drunk, being a hellraiser and had to be dragged outside or something... um ok.
 
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Yup that's the one.

Anyway, I take anything that is reported about him and other celebs with a pinch of salt, womanizer or not. People can sensationalize a tad too much at times. It's not like he's gone down the Peter O'Toole/Oliver Reed route or something...

I remember the A Dangerous Method after party, he was being happy drunk (thank god he's a happy drunk though...) and he just did the mistake to light a ciggie inside the restaurant and they just told him it was against the policy. So he stepped outside, jumped on one of a guy's back for fun, took pics with a few fans, flipped the bird to the pazzis, went into a car with a couple of dudes (his mates?) and started singing some Tom Petty tune, all that with a big smile on his face... but the media twisted it as he was thrown out of his own party because he was too drunk, being a hellraiser and had to be dragged outside or something... um ok.

Yes, I read all that. Didn't someone from GQ who was at the party jump to his defense? The media is just sensationalize rubbish. The only good thing about them is that it can but used to line the kitty litter box or the wrap fish & fish. It a waste of good paper and bytes on the computer.
 
Yes, I read all that. Didn't someone from GQ who was at the party jump to his defense? The media is just sensationalize rubbish. The only good thing about them is that it can but used to line the kitty litter box or the wrap fish & fish. It a waste of good paper and bytes on the computer.

Yes. Which is why I tell some people :yes dear call me when he comes on a TV show drunk as hell and tries to kiss a feminist whilst telling her "give us a kiss big tits" -> Oliver Reed.
 
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