Fashion & Style: Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
Independent, The (London),
Jun 3, 2004 by
Susannah Frankel
Sitting on my desk at the moment is one of the most heinous products I have ever seen. That's saying quite something given that I've been sent everything from over-the-knee beige corduroy boots with a wood veneer block heel (lovely!) to any number of comedy thongs (edible, diamante-scattered, etc) in my time. None the less, this specimen in particular caught my eye: it is a fuchsia leather handbag with gleaming chrome fastenings. Nothing much wrong with that, I hear you all cry, apart from the fact that it's pink, of course, but there's no accounting for taste. But what's wrong with my bag - and it's for sale at reputable outlets in London and New York - is that it is yet another woeful copy of the Birkin.
The original Birkin was first designed, of course, by the oldest and grandest status label of them all, Hermes, and named after the actress, Jane, back in 1984. It is a thing of rare beauty. No copy comes close.
It is 20 years old this year and one could be forgiven for thinking that no other bag exists. For my part, I've taken - sad, bag- spotting type that I am - to counting Birkins on my travels around town. Only this morning in west London I've seen two in the space of an hour: a semi-transparent lilac rubber one (who on earth dreams up these things?) and a plum-coloured mock-croc one (I'm assuming it was mock as crocs, we all know, are thin on the ground these days). Whatever, there are literally hundreds of Birkin bags on the street now. One minor detail: none of them are real.
The genuine article has its roots in the 19th-century saddle bag, the sac haut a courroies - Hermes, which also has its roots in saddlery neatly enough, still makes these, mostly for men. The Birkin also owes more than a little to the more formal Kelly bag, introduced in the Thirties and named in 1956 after the actress Grace who was more than happy to endorse perhaps the first must-have handbag of all time.
Today, the waiting lists for both Birkin and Kelly are closed. Entire episodes of Sex and The City have, in the past, been given up to the quest for the Birkin in particular. The problem, says Hermes, is that there simply aren't enough cow hides of sufficient quality to meet demand. The powers that be at the company spend an awful lot of time rejecting poor- quality skins and an equal amount of time rejecting desperate callers happy to pay upwards of pounds 3,000 for a handbag.
The rarity of the real thing must go at least some way towards explaining why so many copies are currently flooding the market. For its part, Hermes is understandably not averse to filing lawsuits against anyone who is actually suggesting their copies are a Birkin or Kelly. A little less than a year ago now, while fighting the distribution of the "Jellykelly", actually a rubber version of the Birkin, in the US, the company issued this statement: "Hermes of Paris is committed to vigorously protecting its intellectual property rights in the Birkin bag and its other distinctive designs." And who can blame them?
What is more difficult to control, however, is the fact that reputable designers are now coming up with bags that, though called something else, are only very thinly disguised interpretations of the Birkin made from less desirable materials and, therefore, available to a wider market. Like the pink Birkin wannabe sent to me.
It says quite something for the power of the Birkin that this has in no way lessened its appeal. Poor designer imitations may serve to damage the original in many cases, but where the Birkin - and indeed Kelly - is concerned they only make the real thing seem more special still. Over at Hermes HQ, meanwhile, a new designer - one M. Jean Paul Gaultier no less - is busily updating both Birkin and Kelly to ensure that Hermes design innovation - as well as its craftsmanship and materials - remains second to none.
Come autumn those who care about such things will be able to buy the small but perfectly formed "Kelly pochette" in various skins, from suede to crocodile. The former, we are reliably informed, might even be available to the humble likes of you and me: basic suede is easily come by, you see. Well-nigh impossible to lay hands on will be the new "Shoulder B", the same width as a Birkin but half the depth and with shoulder straps. Ladies, it's the bag of the autumn/winter season. The copies will no doubt reach a high street near you even before the originals arrive. But the copies, fashion friends, simply won't do.
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