What if you meet him.....and he's wearing *gasp* a HAT!! What will you do?!![]()
First I go like this...

Then I tell him to snap out of that habit...

Then I realized I had a crazy moment and beg for forgiveness...

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What if you meet him.....and he's wearing *gasp* a HAT!! What will you do?!![]()
First I go like this...
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Then I tell him to snap out of that habit...
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Then I realized I had a crazy moment and beg for forgiveness...
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cuz my body's too Bootylious for ya baby!!![]()
Another pic of Henry getting oiled up. Still jealous of that bish getting to rub oil on him. Also love the guy photobombing on the right lol
well well well, a$$ and bulge...
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Did you ever see the interview where someone asked him if he stuffed a sock into the superman suit to make his bulge bigger? Henrys face was like![]()
yeah and he shook his head and said "nah man.." and moved onto the next interviewer
dude is so cautious... it's alright we've had an idea through them red carpet suits what it might look like and imagine the size already so...![]()
Robot Henry strikes again
He almost slipped up here:
Interviewer: I see your bottom teeth aren’t straight. Have you ever been told to get them fixed?
Henry:“No and if somebody told me I did have to get my teeth done I would tell them (pause) to go away.”
You know he wanted to say "I would tell them to go f**k themselves"lol But Superman doesn't swear, so I guess Henry can't either anymore![]()
...if that man doesn't swear nor other nasty words or kinky when he rattles someone in bed...
NAGL!
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He's either boring as f**k or kinky as f**k in bed. I doubt there's a middle ground.
I can't believe he hasn't had any ex girlfriends or groupies come forward to talk about what he's like in bed or as a boyfriend. There was one person on ONTD a while back who said her friend slept with him while he was filming MoS in Vancouver. She gave no details though.