Gisele Bundchen

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Did you read the Vanity Fair article I posted? If you can get through it without rolling your eyes a half dozen times, I applaud you.
Oh my. I got through the first few paragraphs, got nauseated and had to find some Phenergan, which made me drowsy. Maybe the "Witch of Love" could have cooed me awake. :P WTF was the author of that crap?? They make her sound like the next Snow White.
 
Was it her that took early retirement from modeling? Now, she's back doing all this with a backdrop of beautiful, fresh, 20 year olds? She needs a lot of attention, doesn't she?

But I don't find her interesting at all. It's not the age, it's like, I never found her likable.
I’m all for more models in their 40s and above - I don’t find the models today particularly interesting, and seeing Bella Hadid et al in an ad actually makes me less likely to buy a product.

The problem with Gisele is that she’s a woman in her 40s trying to look 20, instead of doing something meaningful in the industry like use her status and power to stop brands from thinking they have to use 20 year olds to sell everything. I mean this Vanity Fair photoshoot couldn’t be more boring if they tried - she’s just copy-pasting what she did 20 years ago and better. It’s so trite it’s pathetic at this point (even if she does look great, this is not me hating on her looks).
 
For Vanity Fair (April 2023)

Photographed by Lachlan Bailey
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She looks good, but credit must go to whomever edited these photos - especially the first one. Ain’t no way her tummy looks that good in that position.
 
Oh my. I got through the first few paragraphs, got nauseated and had to find some Phenergan, which made me drowsy. Maybe the "Witch of Love" could have cooed me awake. :P WTF was the author of that crap?? They make her sound like the next Snow White.
I looked up the author. She’s a freelancer who writes for Vogue sometimes. She focuses on celebrities and to say she gets starstruck and writes glowing articles about them would be an understatement.
 
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