I'm sure I would have had to have responded, "Oh, well, then please enjoy your childhood in STINKY clothes, you smelly little princess, you."
I really think they read child psychology books starting in about the third grade, though.
I know that they're boning up on the law by junior high, as my teacher friend says that they can repeat codes and statutes about corporal punishment to the letter.![]()

Did I ever tell you how much I love you, lily? You are hilarious!
