I'd like your post if I didn't hate spiders as much as I do! Rats, stairs leading to nowhere, lightning bolts, snakes, a zombie, and an alien-- that would be a nightmare Rogue I might wear.
Omg I would love that! With Freddy Krueger style slash patches! So many fun ideas!
Honestly though I would love a Star Wars Darth Vader Rogue and a lightsaber bag charm. Come on Coach it’s a Disney collab that needs to happen!
The story patch could read “In a galaxy far far away this Coach Rogue was made.”