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#451
Enty at CDAN is revealing his blind items

Blind Items Revealed
October 29, 2012

This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.


A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart
 
#452
Blind Items Revealed
November 1, 2012

This actor is only B list but he would be A list if lust by fans added to your total. He does a mix of television and movies, but probably has made his biggest fame on a very hit show. Because of his good looks he has had no trouble finding dates. His problem has been keeping them. One actress he dated who is B- list in popularity but close to A list in talent said she loves dating edgy guys. The edgier the better, but this actor made her so uncomfortable that she feared she would end up dead everytime she went to his place. There was no violence that he did to her, but just the way he acted. Very clean. Very anal. Body hair shaved everywhere. Had latex gloves sitting randomly around the house which he said was for cleaning. She said it freaked her out. She would wake up at night and find him staring at her or coming into the room like a ghost. She said that she tried to only have him come to her place instead of going to his, but that he said she was too messy and that he preferred his home which he kept freezing. She swears that she would not have jumped if she found dead bodies in his place and was expecting them everytime she went. Another actress who has way more name recognition than talent has not said as much about the actor except to say that she also found his place cold and that she swears she could see the blood running through his body because he was so pale. For those of you with lots of lust, you need to know he only does it in one position (missionary) because the others are too messy.

Alexander Skarsgaard

Source: CDAN

*NOTE* Enty you doofus, you spelt his surname wrong.
 
#453
Blind Items Revealed
October 31, 2012

This B-/C+ always television actress and newly single has been begging producers to let her be the next Bachelorette. She thinks it will revitalize her career and really wants the attention too. The producers like the celebrity factor of it but think she is too old. That is the same thing that was told to her when she wanted to have her own dating show. She is only Hollywood old.

Jennie Garth

source: CDAN
 
#454
Blind Items Revealed
October 6, 2012

What happens when the C list actress when it comes to quality, but A+ list when it comes to name recognition tries to talk acting with two A+ listers who are two incredibly talented actresses. They smile pleasantly and then talk about her behind her back and laugh and laugh. "The only reason she is even here is because of her boyfriend who they hoped would come (A list celebrity/B list actor) and because so many others said they would be in Paris."

Jessica Biel - Halle Berry & Jennifer Garner

Source: CDAN
 
#455
Blind Items Revealed
November 10, 2012

What A list all movie actor who doesn't deserve it, regrets splitting up with his ex, not for any sense of love, but because he didn't date her long enough to sleep with her. And by long enough, he thought one date was long enough and when it didn't happen he said bye.

Gerard Butler/Jessica Biel

source: CDAN
 
#456
Blind Items Revealed
November 9, 2012

This unfortunately A list celebrity and reality star was being her normal rude self thinking she was dealing with a fan who loved her. Our celebrity blew off the fan and was treating her like she was garbage. You know, because that is normal. You should have seen the massive butt kissing that ensued when the celebrity found out who the fan really was and how our celebrity's bad behavior almost cost her a million dollar deal.

Kim Kardashian/Chloe Green (daughter of Top Shop owner)

Source: CDAN
 
#457
Blind Items Revealed
November 2, 2012

This actress is fast approaching A list and made her fame in television and movies. Always seemingly nice, she also has a husband and kids. Turns out that she may love fame and publicity more than she has ever let on before. She usually will let paps know when she is leaving her home and leaves it up to them whether or not they want photos. The other day they did and she and her family walked slower than you have ever seen anyone walk just so that lots of photos could be snapped. When one of her children started crying about how long the whole process was taking, our actress sternly reminded the child that there is no crying allowed when they are being photographed by paps and to be quiet.

Alyson Hannigan

Source: CDAN
 
#458
Blind Items Revealed
October 4, 2012

These two actresses from a hit almost network show can't stand each other. Not from the first season and never probably will. The underdog in this is the actress who felt like she had to work for everything she got and hates that another actress gets attention simply because she has larger breasts and is willing to sleep with more people. The underdog says that the other actress has always been a pain but the past few months have been a nightmare of self back patting and look at me itis. So, it was with great pleasure the underdog told the other actress about how the underdog already has a new show for herself and some movies lined up. The other actress meanwhile has to check everything through the new person in her life and is not sure how much she is going to work. He would like her with him at all times and even tried to get her out of the contract on her show.

Blake Lively & Leighton Meester

Source: CDAN
 
#459
Blind Items Revealed
October 4, 2012

What former B list actress who had designs on being A list and is now on the mess list says she was bullied in school. The truth is that when she was in school, it was her the other kids used to run from because she was the biggest bully around. Don't do drugs kids because it makes your mind see things that were never there.

Lindsay Lohan

Source: CDAN
 
#460
Blind Items Revealed
September 30, 2012

What A+ list singer/rapper almost got denied entry into a fashion show this week because the designer did not feel the A lister showed enough respect for the shows. The designer was particularly upset with what the A lister chose to wear and said there is no way the A lister will be invited back next year. The only reason the A lister was not denied entry or kicked out was because it would have been to dramatic and taken away from the show.

Kanye West


Blind Items Revealed
October 1, 2012

This A list female singer was running late for a flight and was told that she would probably miss it and have to take a later flight. The singer stated that the airline better hold the plane for her and that they better also make sure she did not have to wait for security or any of her staff either. If they could not do that for her, then what was the point of being famous. She made her flight while others did not because our singer was put in front of the regular people in the lines.

Rihanna

Source: CDAN
 
#461
Blind Items Revealed
September 29, 2012

What former B list television and movie actress who is now retired, took a cab to a club, walked in to the club, walked up to the largest guy she saw who also happened to be with a woman. Our actress walked up to him and said he should come back to her hotel with her. It took him two seconds to walk away from the woman he was with and leave the club with the actress.

Amanda Bynes

Source: CDAN
 
#462
Blind Items Revealed
September 22, 2012

This D list actress with A list name recognition says she is giving up acting because producers are making her audition and it is just too much work. She doesn't understand why her name does not get her more roles. She doesn't understand why she is not a big star and getting leads in movies. For now, she says that she will wait for people to call and to realize her extraordinary acting ability.

Rumer Willis

Source: CDAN
 
#463
Blind Items Revealed
September 22, 2012

Which A+ list female singer was caught backstage at a show this week with a male backup dancer down on his knees between her legs. The singer didn't even care and told the person, "Honey, he might be gay, but he still has a tongue and he knows how to use it."

Rihanna

Source: CDAN
 
#464
FreeSpirit71 said:
Blind Items Revealed
November 2, 2012

This actress is fast approaching A list and made her fame in television and movies. Always seemingly nice, she also has a husband and kids. Turns out that she may love fame and publicity more than she has ever let on before. She usually will let paps know when she is leaving her home and leaves it up to them whether or not they want photos. The other day they did and she and her family walked slower than you have ever seen anyone walk just so that lots of photos could be snapped. When one of her children started crying about how long the whole process was taking, our actress sternly reminded the child that there is no crying allowed when they are being photographed by paps and to be quiet.

Alyson Hannigan

Source: CDAN
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I totally believe this one!
 
#465
FreeSpirit71 said:
Blind Items Revealed
September 22, 2012

This D list actress with A list name recognition says she is giving up acting because producers are making her audition and it is just too much work. She doesn't understand why her name does not get her more roles. She doesn't understand why she is not a big star and getting leads in movies. For now, she says that she will wait for people to call and to realize her extraordinary acting ability.

Rumer Willis

Source: CDAN
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Freakin hilarious!:roflmfao:
 
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