It totally sounds like them. Now I want to see pictures of January Jones' little boy!
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It totally sounds like them. Now I want to see pictures of January Jones' little boy!
And now I'm rethinking the Ashton thing. I was on another board, and I went back through their January Jones thread, to see what people were saying/suggesting when it was announced that she was pregnant. There was a link to a stumbling non-comment from Jason Sudeikis, and I clicked on it. After I read that, I clicked on another link, this one about Ashton, and it doesn't seem as though January and Ashton broke up on the best of terms.
I mean, it's been ten years since January and Ashton broke up, so maybe she's over it and had a moment of weakness? But if he was a jerk to her, why go back to that well, if even for a one night stand?
I mean, it's been ten years since January and Ashton broke up, so maybe she's over it and had a moment of weakness? But if he was a jerk to her, why go back to that well, if even for a one night stand?
From Laineygossip.
Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it...
Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. And then she sat them behind the monitor so that they could see her work and they watched while mom worked with another actor - she rubbed up against him, he returned the rubbing, she made love for pretend, for the movies, to a man that was not the father of her children, in front of her children.
I’m sure over 90% of you are all huffy and tutty about this and have been since the start of the 2nd paragraph. “It’s so inappropriate, it’s so bizarre, these people are sick f-cks”, etc etc etc. Me I’m still trying to decide. Part of me understands the huffing and the tutting. And the other part, well, it’s worth huffing and tutting over in real life, for civilians, because that’s simply not part of that world.
But take Kate Winslet for example - and this is NOT about Kate Winslet - who’s already been naked on screen several times, and her kids go to school with other kids whose parents have seen their mother’s breasts, and you realise, theirs is a totally different reality. And, given that that is the reality, if you are the subject of this riddle, do you prepare your children for it by bringing them with you, by showing them that this is not real, that this is what happens in filmmaking, that this is part of the process, that this is part of what’s considered their craft or their art, or whatever fancy word they’re using for it these days, that this is not dirty, that there’s nothing shady about it, in the hopes of removing or addressing in advance any stigma/embarrassment that might arise later...
Mommy is an Actor and this is what Acting is...
A part of me doesn’t disagree with that either, you know?
Anyway, I look forward to reading your emails
Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it...
Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. And then she sat them behind the monitor so that they could see her work and they watched while mom worked with another actor - she rubbed up against him, he returned the rubbing, she made love for pretend, for the movies, to a man that was not the father of her children, in front of her children.
I’m sure over 90% of you are all huffy and tutty about this and have been since the start of the 2nd paragraph. “It’s so inappropriate, it’s so bizarre, these people are sick f-cks”, etc etc etc. Me I’m still trying to decide. Part of me understands the huffing and the tutting. And the other part, well, it’s worth huffing and tutting over in real life, for civilians, because that’s simply not part of that world.
But take Kate Winslet for example - and this is NOT about Kate Winslet - who’s already been naked on screen several times, and her kids go to school with other kids whose parents have seen their mother’s breasts, and you realise, theirs is a totally different reality. And, given that that is the reality, if you are the subject of this riddle, do you prepare your children for it by bringing them with you, by showing them that this is not real, that this is what happens in filmmaking, that this is part of the process, that this is part of what’s considered their craft or their art, or whatever fancy word they’re using for it these days, that this is not dirty, that there’s nothing shady about it, in the hopes of removing or addressing in advance any stigma/embarrassment that might arise later...
Mommy is an Actor and this is what Acting is...
A part of me doesn’t disagree with that either, you know?
Anyway, I look forward to reading your emails
Totally inappropriate!!!!
Would you pretend have sex w/ the father in front of the kids?
No. So why with a stranger? To those kids, that man actor is a stranger touching their mother.
Not even to mention, would it be age appropriate for those children to watch a movie like that?
Ugh!!!!
Would you pretend have sex w/ the father in front of the kids?
No. So why with a stranger? To those kids, that man actor is a stranger touching their mother.
Not even to mention, would it be age appropriate for those children to watch a movie like that?
Ugh!!!!
BLIND REVEAL:
EOnline] It isn’t a crime to be gay and in love, so why should we keep it a secret? Which is why we’re tres tickled to reveal one of our fave lovey dovey Vicers: Kirkland Dogmatic. Even tho his tale isn’t exactly debauched, we’re sure you remember Kirk, right?
Look, our Blind Vices aren’t always about cr*ck, her*in, *rgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we’re celebrating—and encouraging—hot-*** stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and their new-found affair! “They are so into each other,” say close mutual friends. “And very protective of each other.”
So much so, that Teddy, who is out, is going along with Kirk’s very insistent advice from his team…
“We’re just good friends,” is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now.
And so far, Kirk’s going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic’s team of advisors. See, it’s not just a somewhat successful boutique career Kirkland’s got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchise—which Kirkland and his advisor’s are cashing in on majorly.
Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual, it’s money that’s deciding everything.
Hmmm. What will happen next? Something slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky’s never been one to play the fake-beard game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.
Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated with the delightful diva?
And It Ain’t: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth, Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight
SOLVED!
Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff
Ted Says:
He’s one of the successful stars of that futuristic franchise Invasion From Planet Octopus and also happens to have a hunky out and proud BF on the side, Teddy Big-Treat. But since Kirk is ready to bust out of the closet, we might as well just tell you…
It’s Zachary Quinto. Duh.
Most of the savvier Vice guessers were able to peg Star Trek star Zach from the start, and we say kudos to you. The dude was never too far in the closet (i.e. he never played the beard game) but it was still nice to hear him finally—and officially—come out this weekend.
So who’s his knight in rainbow armor?
Well if you didn’t get it from the massive hint we gave you in the original Vice, then you deserve to have your Awful Truth membership card revoked. We tipped you off that Teddy was super tight with Ms. Lea Michele. Ya know, like BFF tight.
Yep, Teddy is none other than Glee guy Jonathan Groff. But you figured that out yourself, yes?
The twosome have been spotted on the town in the past and were even rumored to have gone on a few double dates with Lea and her now ex-boyfriend. So now that Zach is officially out and proud, will we see some PDA between the two.
Not so fast.
‘Cause tho we reached out for comment from both boys’ reps and have yet to hear back from either, we hear from other sources that as formerly tight as these two were, they’re no longer quite as tight as they used to be. Tell us it ain’t so!
Oh well, guess we’ll just wait to see who Kirkland Zach links up with next…if we’re forced to.
EOnline] It isn’t a crime to be gay and in love, so why should we keep it a secret? Which is why we’re tres tickled to reveal one of our fave lovey dovey Vicers: Kirkland Dogmatic. Even tho his tale isn’t exactly debauched, we’re sure you remember Kirk, right?
Look, our Blind Vices aren’t always about cr*ck, her*in, *rgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we’re celebrating—and encouraging—hot-*** stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and their new-found affair! “They are so into each other,” say close mutual friends. “And very protective of each other.”
So much so, that Teddy, who is out, is going along with Kirk’s very insistent advice from his team…
“We’re just good friends,” is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now.
And so far, Kirk’s going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic’s team of advisors. See, it’s not just a somewhat successful boutique career Kirkland’s got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchise—which Kirkland and his advisor’s are cashing in on majorly.
Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual, it’s money that’s deciding everything.
Hmmm. What will happen next? Something slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky’s never been one to play the fake-beard game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.
Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated with the delightful diva?
And It Ain’t: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth, Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight
SOLVED!
Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff
Ted Says:
He’s one of the successful stars of that futuristic franchise Invasion From Planet Octopus and also happens to have a hunky out and proud BF on the side, Teddy Big-Treat. But since Kirk is ready to bust out of the closet, we might as well just tell you…
It’s Zachary Quinto. Duh.
Most of the savvier Vice guessers were able to peg Star Trek star Zach from the start, and we say kudos to you. The dude was never too far in the closet (i.e. he never played the beard game) but it was still nice to hear him finally—and officially—come out this weekend.
So who’s his knight in rainbow armor?
Well if you didn’t get it from the massive hint we gave you in the original Vice, then you deserve to have your Awful Truth membership card revoked. We tipped you off that Teddy was super tight with Ms. Lea Michele. Ya know, like BFF tight.
Yep, Teddy is none other than Glee guy Jonathan Groff. But you figured that out yourself, yes?
The twosome have been spotted on the town in the past and were even rumored to have gone on a few double dates with Lea and her now ex-boyfriend. So now that Zach is officially out and proud, will we see some PDA between the two.
Not so fast.
‘Cause tho we reached out for comment from both boys’ reps and have yet to hear back from either, we hear from other sources that as formerly tight as these two were, they’re no longer quite as tight as they used to be. Tell us it ain’t so!
Oh well, guess we’ll just wait to see who Kirkland Zach links up with next…if we’re forced to.
I've been reading guesses on Gwyneth Paltrow being the actress.
Also, can I say that Ted C.'s columns give me a headache. He tries too hard with the cutesy nicknames.
Also, can I say that Ted C.'s columns give me a headache. He tries too hard with the cutesy nicknames.
1. If you ever ran into this actor, youd probably be tempted to call him by his most famous characters name instead of his real name. Dont. An excited fan made that mistake over the weekend when she ran into the actor. Oh my god! Its John Doe! Im such a big fan of yours! Can I get a picture with you? The actor totally snapped at the woman. Thats not my ****ing name! Thats the name of a character on a television show! Get your facts straight and get that camera out of my ****ing face! He then pushed past her, leaving the stunned woman with her mouth agape and her illusions shattered.
Blind Gossip
2. This married, aging A++ list director is one of the best known directors in the world. Everyone knows him. What they might not know is that he has been having an affair with an A list actress within her own country but probably a C list outside. The affair has spanned almost 20 years and while it used to be all about the sex and passion and may have even led to a child. Maybe the child is her husbands and maybe it is our directors child. In any event as out director has aged and the actress has gained much more international fame, the affair has evolved into more friendship then sex. Although, you know, it still does happen.
CDAN
3. While this family has never been really stable, things have gotten even rockier lately. Their child is in serious trouble, and the parents cant agree on how to handle it. One wants to get the child into rehab right away. The other thinks that the situation isnt that bad, that rehab is below their child, and that if news of the real problem became public, the childs career would be over. With all due respect, Parent, your child is a freakin meth addict and has already completely ****ed up their life and career! Get them to rehab before they die! Yes, we know it will be painful to temporarily let go of your meal ticket, but there are things at stake that are more important than your pride or your wallet. What kind of example is this setting for your other kid/s?
Blind Gossip
4. This A list mogul set the standard for every record producer/artist who came after him. Well, they would probably go ahead and not want the first wife, but everything else is ok. Anyway, lately our mogul has been going on blind dates. His only rule? They need to be white and not talk very much.
CDAN
5. This B list musician who is trying to break into acting is allegedly a nudist and active in his local community. He goes on a hike twice a month when his schedule permits, to nude swims and even nude karaoke!
BuzzFoto
Blind Gossip
2. This married, aging A++ list director is one of the best known directors in the world. Everyone knows him. What they might not know is that he has been having an affair with an A list actress within her own country but probably a C list outside. The affair has spanned almost 20 years and while it used to be all about the sex and passion and may have even led to a child. Maybe the child is her husbands and maybe it is our directors child. In any event as out director has aged and the actress has gained much more international fame, the affair has evolved into more friendship then sex. Although, you know, it still does happen.
CDAN
3. While this family has never been really stable, things have gotten even rockier lately. Their child is in serious trouble, and the parents cant agree on how to handle it. One wants to get the child into rehab right away. The other thinks that the situation isnt that bad, that rehab is below their child, and that if news of the real problem became public, the childs career would be over. With all due respect, Parent, your child is a freakin meth addict and has already completely ****ed up their life and career! Get them to rehab before they die! Yes, we know it will be painful to temporarily let go of your meal ticket, but there are things at stake that are more important than your pride or your wallet. What kind of example is this setting for your other kid/s?
Blind Gossip
4. This A list mogul set the standard for every record producer/artist who came after him. Well, they would probably go ahead and not want the first wife, but everything else is ok. Anyway, lately our mogul has been going on blind dates. His only rule? They need to be white and not talk very much.
CDAN
5. This B list musician who is trying to break into acting is allegedly a nudist and active in his local community. He goes on a hike twice a month when his schedule permits, to nude swims and even nude karaoke!
BuzzFoto
Here are my guesses:
1. If you ever ran into this actor, youd probably be tempted to call him by his most famous characters name instead of his real name. Dont. An excited fan made that mistake over the weekend when she ran into the actor. Oh my god! Its John Doe! Im such a big fan of yours! Can I get a picture with you? The actor totally snapped at the woman. Thats not my ****ing name! Thats the name of a character on a television show! Get your facts straight and get that camera out of my ****ing face! He then pushed past her, leaving the stunned woman with her mouth agape and her illusions shattered.
Blind Gossip
Steve Carrell
2. This married, aging A++ list director is one of the best known directors in the world. Everyone knows him. What they might not know is that he has been having an affair with an A list actress within her own country but probably a C list outside. The affair has spanned almost 20 years and while it used to be all about the sex and passion and may have even led to a child. Maybe the child is her husbands and maybe it is our directors child. In any event as out director has aged and the actress has gained much more international fame, the affair has evolved into more friendship then sex. Although, you know, it still does happen.
CDAN
I have no idea who the director is, but my guess for the actress is either Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz.
3. While this family has never been really stable, things have gotten even rockier lately. Their child is in serious trouble, and the parents cant agree on how to handle it. One wants to get the child into rehab right away. The other thinks that the situation isnt that bad, that rehab is below their child, and that if news of the real problem became public, the childs career would be over. With all due respect, Parent, your child is a freakin meth addict and has already completely ****ed up their life and career! Get them to rehab before they die! Yes, we know it will be painful to temporarily let go of your meal ticket, but there are things at stake that are more important than your pride or your wallet. What kind of example is this setting for your other kid/s?
Blind Gossip
The Lohans
4. This A list mogul set the standard for every record producer/artist who came after him. Well, they would probably go ahead and not want the first wife, but everything else is ok. Anyway, lately our mogul has been going on blind dates. His only rule? They need to be white and not talk very much.
CDAN
I agree with noon that it's Russell Simmons.
5. This B list musician who is trying to break into acting is allegedly a nudist and active in his local community. He goes on a hike twice a month when his schedule permits, to nude swims and even nude karaoke!
BuzzFoto
No idea
Yep definitely thinking Lindsey Lohan on the 3rd one.
I gotta say, I love this thread, but it kills to not have the correct answers soon aftter they are posted!
I gotta say, I love this thread, but it kills to not have the correct answers soon aftter they are posted!