By popular demand: SHOW US YOUR BUTTS!

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It looks like some first-rate butts have been entered over the holidays.....and appropriately most are chocolate varieties. Very festive…. but begs the question, why can’t Bal make a fruitcake city?
 
Have a good trip! This is for you when you come back, cuz this mogano baby got back!...

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The Rich, Decadent Chocolate Series
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Happy to return to court where judging will now take place. And first up is the fierce competitor and sometimes outlaw, Missty with the all time most outrageously gooey, melt in your lap chocolate delicacy. This would be the only time this should occur in ones lap however.

That mogano is ASStounding. It is more chocolaty than chocolate. And it's the good-for-you dark chocolate kind. How did they get it that rich?

+1 point for caloric content
+2 points for decorative rocher positioning
 
Dearest maxxout, this is my very first butt for judgement post...

...alas it is a sad Tail, uhhhhh, I mean Tale.

For this sweet butt, was very shy, but permitted this night time bathroom photo for viewing right before her departure to another dedicated and very sweet Balenciaga Mum.

She was a good butt. She was not with me long, but butts are measured in quality not quantity, no? She will be remembered well. :tender:

Begin Taps music....

07 Vert Fonce
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LoveHandbags!
Welcome to the contest and even though ms VF is no longer with you she will remain not only in your fondest (vert fondest) memories….but in the judges memories too……like the time you two were driving and she was sitting so calmly by your side, glistening in the sun, one minute brown and the next minute green. Is that what did it lovehandbags? Was she just too indecisive? Too chameleon? Flip-flopping between colors?
Could you not trust her?

+1 point for the tragic and well-told tale
+2 points for seeing to it that she got a good home
+. 01 for remembering to add year and color tag
+3 points for saying “dearest” as the judge needs all the encouragement she can get (unlike Judge Judy, my hero, who needs no encouragement)
 
Fist time I post here... my 07 black sgh city, so soft and silky

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MissMerion
This may be your first post but with this bag it may be all the bag entry you need to win the “OMG I what to run away with this bag” title. That slouch is superb and I’m sure the leather on this one is what made 07 the year to beat.

+ 1 point for 07
+2 points for being from Italy
 
Here is the back of my new blue roi city


PearlsnFlats
Your new Blue Roi has great charm and even now shows encouraging signs of great break-in potential. No, I don’t want you to use her in a robbery…..unless of course it’s to steal one of Missty’s bags. (Who needs that many bags?) What I mean is ….whip that bag back here in …say 6 months and let us see how a little wear has mellowed her out.
As you know in this court the older, more wrinkly, more saggy the better.

Why can’t life be more like that?
 
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