By popular demand: SHOW US YOUR BUTTS!

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yes RERE post away.
Remember...I'll be the judge of worthyness. You may just be too harsh on yourself and even more so on your butts.

Leave this in our hands here in the BBB hall.


Besides it wasn't just your butt entries we were bowing to...(although it's always good to bow to butt) it was delivery, vivid description, setting the scene, building storyline, wit, timing, using a big word or two.

 

[Fashion1]

Ok ladies, I have some butts to contribute! It will probably take me a day or 2 to finish. *Warning - the butts that follow are not without their issues. Shiny, wrinkly, dimply, bumpy, smooth, cranky, hungry, self conscious, etc.* View at your own risk!

First up, 09 Maldives GSH Flat Clutch. This little teenager has a tight butt doesn't she? Tight distressing - no wrinkles on this baby!

Look at those curves! Bada Boom! I sense some confidence in that swaying butt!

Uh oh Looks like Miss Maldives has gained some weight in the tush. See that roundness? Maybe she was dumped by GSH Envelope Clutch, or maybe the weight gain was triggered by too much time in the closet and not enough exercise. Whatever the case, we must do something about this immediately!

Another problem child - this young adult named 05 Pink Metallic Work has a major attitude since she was a special edition. Privileged her whole life and heiress to the Balenciaga fortune, she needed a major reality check. So, Pink Metallic and Maldives made a pact to better themselves.

They became fast friends, and Maldives got her self confidence back by dropping a few pounds. Here they are holding tassels in a sign of friendship.

 

[Fashion1]

Miss. 06 Camel Work has a slightly discolored butt, but it's very smooth!

Camel's trying to show a little too much underside skin here ... Do I spy a handbag "nipple?" Evidently on handbags the anatomy is backwards. I'm pretty sure there are 3 others under there, but let's keep this PG rated.

The backside is the best part of Miss 07 Black Work. It's glossy, tight, and somewhat wrinkly. A definite head-turner!

The light hits at just the right spot... Can you tell Black Work aspires to be a handbag mannequin model one day? Hmm if my handbag can make me money instead of costing me money I'm all for encouraging this behavior!

 

[Fashion1]

07 Plomb GSH Brief is the thickest and wrinkliest butt of all. Sometimes the other Bal's get jealous of her wrinkles. She tries to help them the best she can (a good heart that one has), but squeezing the butts to make wrinkles just doesn't look right. So, now she tells them everyone must be happy with what the Bal gods gave out.

 

[Fashion1]

More to come tomorrow!

 

[shazzy99]

Here's my much loved 07 Black City, sorry, don't know how to make the pic bigger.

 

[Livia1]

Here's my much loved 07 Black City, sorry, don't know how to make the pic bigger.

Here ya go

 

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Fashion1

You have given us some ample butt to gaze upon and allowed a glimpse into the psyche of these courageous bags from the self esteem issues of 09 Maldives to the spoiled petulant sulkiness of Pink Metallic and of their happy communion. And even though 06 caramel did not reveal her character, the moody lighting said it all.

We are privileged to gain insight into the modeling aspirations of 07 Black and the wisdom of 07 Plomb. And though she be wise…… we knew that 07 Plomb would crush her opponents with that leaden butt. Never has molten lead looked so good…..and I like molten metal.

Indeed this epic is full of romance, intrigue and vicious competition. And I hear there is more to come?


1 point for inclusion into the “best anthropomorphic butt' category (along with bag-gage) and honorable mention for “holding tassels”

2 points for taking on Oprah

 

[Fashion1]

Lol! Maxxout you are too funny. Here comes a few more. '07 Ocean SGH Ocean Work's butt is soo soft. Her hobbies include laying out at the beach (with a towel over the butt to prevent fading, of course). Although, there once was an incident with some sand in the hardware, but that's a story for another day. If we ever move far away from the ocean I'm afraid I'll have to have a therapist standing by! (Either that or rename her "Blue")

 

[Fashion1]

08 Sahara SGH City has a glossy, shiny butt. Some say she has oily leather skin, hence the shine, but I tend to think it's because she's a shining star!

Black Cherry RH Work has a tight, medium distressed butt. Her color is stunning, and more than once I've caught her rummaging through the fridge to find some more black cherries to eat. Poor thing, she thinks that will keep her color saturated and prevent fading. I didn't have the heart to tell her differently. However, the juice stains in my closet are becoming somewhat of an issue.

 

[Fashion1]

And lastly is 2005 Grey Work. I'm all out of creativity at the moment, so I'm going to let her leather speak for itself.

 

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shazzy99

Didn't want you to get left out in the cold as you are squeezed between Fashion1s' butts. Good entry. Supple wavy butt. Understand why you love her so much. It shows.

1 point for bravery

Honorable mention to Livia1 for increasing the butt loveliness.

 

[klow-chloe']

It's not fair the judge rules in favor some of the contestant.
I will lodge a formal complaint to the board of director

I need to do something special

Showing only my Bal butts are just not enough..Ummmmm

 

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Fashion1
You again have some very scary entries.

07 Ocean and 08 Sahara make solid contributions to the field of butt study.

Black Cherry, well………thank you for going in the food direction.

05 Grey, what can I say…sublime wonderfulness.


7 points for grey because the judge just likes 05 grey.
3 extra points for the inflated and deflated 05 grey images replicating natural breath movement. So Zen.

Good job oh Fashion one. Nice one to end with.

 

[maxxout]

It's not fair the judge rules in favor some of the contestant.
I will lodge a formal complaint to the board of director

I need to do something special

Showing only my Bal butts are just not enough..Ummmmm

Well hi there.
What?
Before you go to the board let's try to come up with a board. Would you like to be president?