Alexander Skarsgård XIV

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#46
BagBerry13 said:
First I have to work out some Skars-loving schedule for GG and me. Unfortunately Squirrel has to wait.

Free, of course the Swedish Mafia will be all over the place then. What is a date without 15 Swedes to cover your azz? Or to back off the clinger?
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I'm sure you and Scared and Gator can work out a schedule (timezones notwithstanding)...or maybe just have at it together...lol...I know Gator has a dirty mind when she works up to it :nuts:

No need to ask about you and Scared....I know you like to get your freak on.:graucho:
 
#51
scaredsquirrel said:
Well, what the hell does a giraffe want? He wouldn't take the Midori cocktails I was making, I don't know why you keep him around..:shrugs:
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He was on to your ploy Squirrel!!! You may have knocked me out with your midori concoction! But alas, Henwy is way to smart for your trickery!!

He is my savior!! :love:
 
#52
scaredsquirrel said:
Free, I let BB think she gets time with him. It makes her happy and lets her be the fat crazy fangurl that she's always dreamed of. While he and I spend nights finding creative ways to shred his shark-infested clothing...

So I'm guessing that in addition to him ignoring Beige again, you two are saying SSD, Fares, Bjorne (and now I am convinced something went down with Lisa she would have def been at that gig last night) and probably poor uncomfortable dragged-along Bill Skars will be there? Sigh. I'm feeling their pain already. It'll be WoW 2.0. Maybe Joel K will drop on by!
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Soon you can cross out "fat". :laugh:

Wouldn't it be great if she hooks up with Joel? He's a little manwhore himself. Those two match perfectly.
I'm already feeling for Bill. Hope he gets spared with it.
 
#53
FreeSpirit71 said:
I'm sure you and Scared and Gator can work out a schedule (timezones notwithstanding)...or maybe just have at it together...lol...I know Gator has a dirty mind when she works up to it :nuts:

No need to ask about you and Scared....I know you like to get your freak on.:graucho:
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I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm the personified innocence. Those others are the funky freaky ones. I'm just a poor victim. Do I sound convincing as Beige? :p
 
#57
tweegy said:
I know....doesnt he look suave! :supacool: I know you loove the cane!!!!

Just fabulous...

Henwy said you tried bribing him with nuts....how do you explain that? :oh:
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He took a picture, too.
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#58
How is that squirrel even walking? The family jewels are so way out of proportion with the rest of his body?? I don't think even 2(x)ist underwear could hold these puppies.
 
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