the KIMYE ~ Kanye West & Kim Kardashian ~ thread

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PrettyInPink said:
If I was with an a-hole like Kanye West... I'd need a cookie too! Poor girl!
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Poor girl? The stupid girl stays with one of the biggest douche's of the century. When he was in MN for his Light It Up Tour or whatever it was called and literally stopped his ONE MAN SHOW when someone threw a glow stick on stage and had the person escorted out. He's whacked out!
 
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And as for the "Baby Mama Jet":

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ETA: So the girl with the TIG ol' BITTIES is the girl he didn't want eating cookies? She got two big ol' apple pies on her chest, 'Ye, you gon' trip if ya'll have a menage and Girlie #2 tries to take a bite?
 

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#55
Bradysmum said:
She eat my coookiees...that she don't need...
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She eat my coooookieeess, ...that she don't need,

Slapped it out the gold diggin' b*tch hand, said, "You best take heed,"

Them stale b*tches, girl, they'll ruin your fiiiiguurrre,

And baby, if that happen, I won't wanna get witchaaaa,

So, b*tch, I'm sorry, that mean no cookies for youuuuuuu,
Only I can eat fooooooood,
Then she say, "Oh, Yeezy, you're so right, you're the duuuuuuuuude!"

Put my finger on her lips, said, "Girl just Shhh, I'll feed ya, get ova here and gimme dat brain",

But befo' you do that, here b*tch, take a look at this tiny a** plaaaane!


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Jaydensmommy said:
Poor girl? The stupid girl stays with one of the biggest douche's of the century. When he was in MN for his Light It Up Tour or whatever it was called and literally stopped his ONE MAN SHOW when someone threw a glow stick on stage and had the person escorted out. He's whacked out!
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are you serious? talk about a diva
 
#59
babypie said:
Showing off an unpleasantly controlling side, Kanye West reportedly had his say as to what his new lady friend was eating during a recent Starbucks outing.

According to Life and Style Scene Queens, the hip-hopper was with his new companion at one of the New York City coffee shop locations on July 7th - during which time he forbade her to eat sweets due to the fattiness.

The Scene Queens eyewitness tells, "When Kanye's girl tried to order a cookie, he said no and gave her a hard time because it was too fattening."

The source adds, "But it doesn't seem like he practices what he preaches - as he ordered a latte and blueberry muffin."
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:weird::weird:
 
#60
BadRomance93 said:
She eat my coooookieeess, ...that she don't need,

Slapped it out the gold diggin' b*tch hand, said, "You best take heed,"

Them stale b*tches, girl, they'll ruin your fiiiiguurrre,

And baby, if that happen, I won't wanna get witchaaaa,

So, b*tch, I'm sorry, that mean no cookies for youuuuuuu,
Only I can eat fooooooood,
Then she say, "Oh, Yeezy, you're so right, you're the duuuuuuuuude!"

Put my finger on her lips, said, "Girl just Shhh, I'll feed ya, get ova here and gimme dat brain",

But befo' you do that, here b*tch, take a look at this tiny a** plaaaane!


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Bahaha! i can actually picture him ryhming some mess like that. I'll admit i'm following him on twitter. I do like the fact that he's always the first to admit what an arrogant jerk he is. No faux humbleness here. Yeezy is funny as hell to me even if some ppl hate him
 
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