Attention all dogs!!!
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you sniff the stink of baby powder and the wonderful aroma of number two, this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier .
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality .
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your days. Not to mention the yummy food and picture frame space!
Good Wags and Good Luck!!!
PS...I don't know why the pictures showed up so small. :shame: In the larger versions you can see the cute smiley faces of the baby & dog.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you sniff the stink of baby powder and the wonderful aroma of number two, this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier .
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality .
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your days. Not to mention the yummy food and picture frame space!
Good Wags and Good Luck!!!
PS...I don't know why the pictures showed up so small. :shame: In the larger versions you can see the cute smiley faces of the baby & dog.
sooo cute!!!!!
He is adorable!!!
