So I was at the salon getting my hair done and sitting next to me was a woman with the UGLIEST, obviously fake Birkin having her hair done next to me. She was being really loud...referring to her "Cartier diamond bracelets" and "Let me look in my HERMES bag" every other sentence. I couldn't resist. I casually brought up what a " lovely" bag it was...telling her what a great H fan I am, and start in on her by asking the color (brown, she said! To which I went for the jungular "yes, it looks like etoupe' but i'm not sure...what did your SA say?") Then the hardware ("silver"...lol), leather grain ("It looks like chevere...is it coromandel or mysore?) stitching, and date stamp. She was like a deer in headlights the whole time....the more she tried to dodge, the more specific my questions got. And the whole time I was being sweet as pie...not condescending, just acting really interested. Meanwhile, everyone around us is involved in the conversation as well. FINALLY she admitted it was fake, and that she paid almost $300.00 for it on a website. She was really embarrassed...I just feigned shock and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry you wasted so much money...I hope the federal government doesn't come after you for buying counterfeit items...OMG, I just thought of something... all your personal information is now in the counterfeiter's database! Oh no!" She was really freaking out...it was a beautiful thing.