High Maintenance 90210

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Brawl Out

Colin Farrell and bodyguard Ahmed Mohammad hit the town for...who knows, maybe a night of drinkin', cussin' and fightin'? Perhaps tea and tiramisu? Definitely one or the other.

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Sweat Dream

Paris Hilton totally works out really hard with trainer Teddy Bass.
 
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Rain Candy

We're sure there's a name for the guy you hire to hold your umbrella, and we're sure Gwyneth Paltrow knows what it is.

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Nanny 911

Jude Law, Daisy Wright and the wee ones, before all that, you know, trouble.
 
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Extension Accord

It's not clear anymore whether stylist Ken Paves is working for Jessica or if it's the other way around.

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Domestic Don't Preach

Madonna spawn Lourdes and Rocco hit the town with nanny and bodyguard. Fun!
 
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Littler Children

Kate Winslet does her best nanny impersonation, and her nanny is totally impressed.

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Thug It Out

We see Angelina on the town with head bodyguard Mickey Brett so often, we have to wonder: Did she go ahead and adopt him, too?
 
I can't wait to see Brian the butler arrayed in his "zoot suit!" **

Sadly, I will have to get it in the morning rerun, I missed the afternoon sneak of the Hills, and the other TV will be taping TonyB in LA, and I can't bump that because it is one of our very favoritest shows!

** In case anyone missed the first episode, when Brian had his interview with Norwood, Norwood asked him what he would wear to butle a "ghetto theme" party. Brian thought a minute, then decided to guess, "A zoot suit?"
 
The guy Norwood - needs to step away from the Cosmetic Surgeon's office. His nose looks like Michael Jacksons:shrugs:

Lol. I thought the same thing + the cosmetically enhanced dimpled chin. So fake! And what's with the tacky decor?

And the episode with the nannies was hilarious! I wouldn't let that guy nanny within 500 feet of my child though (and I don't have any yet).