Camel Toe: how to avoid it?

#301
OMG! I'm relatively new here so I never witnessed this thread in it's original incarnation, but boy am I glad it came back.

I started laughing out loud and my DH asked me what I was laughing at- I had never heard "meat and potatos" before, so I told him. He never heard it either and started cracking up too. We were both crying.

He said "so that's a Purse Forum??":roflmfao:
 
#302
calicaliente said:
Let's not forget camel toe's distant cousin....moose knuckle!!

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That is one serious moose knuckle!! :wtf:
 
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#304
mzamudio519 said:
Okay girls well i've had this problem forever, hate that i was blessed w/ a little extra padding in the .........how would i say....coochie area! LOL But i need some advice i can try about 30 pairs of jeans ( and trust i have) and i can't seem to avoid this treacherous camel toe, if i do find a pair of jeans that fit as i want i hold on to them for dear life!LOL I'm 5ft 4" size 16-18 jeans, ive read the recommendations but the whole inseam deal has been scratching my head, i figure this is a problem in why i cant find the right pair of jeans! Please help! Just a little more info on my shape I fit in the rectangle shape, no hips,no ghetto booty LOL, and a little extra belly fat but im pretty much well distributed.
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Is this serious?

Hey, business cards come in handy.
 
#314
I am appalled... an entire thread dedicated to camel toe and not ONE reference to the Bob and Tom song...

(to the tune of the Beach Boys song Kokomo)


You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuYQnNrh1uA
 
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