What are some of the funniest / worst pick-up lines you've heard / read / had someone say to you? The funnier, the worse, the cheesier, the better! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"