How Horrible are these Choos?

Those really are awful :throwup:

Maybe the eyes are like that so when you cross your ankles they look normal :shrugs:
Or maybe (if they're fake, which I hope they are) it's just an example of "made in China" quality.
 
Those pumps are CRAPTACULAR! :wtf: I hope they are fake, cuz they frighten me. I've seen another pair of Choos on eBay in this style, but with a bulldog photo on each shoe. Those were hideous too.
 
Those pumps are CRAPTACULAR! :wtf: I hope they are fake, cuz they frighten me. I've seen another pair of Choos on eBay in this style, but with a bulldog photo on each shoe. Those were hideous too.


:nuts: I agree, they are craptacular! I love that word. And they freak me out. I might wear them for halloween maybe.