you get your totally designer oblivious father to recognize coach...who just smiles and shakes his head now and doesn't even ask about prices, lest he have a heart attack. all he needs to know is his little girl is obsessed, which makes daddy happy!
you can walk into a store and say "got it" to half the store...or "on the wishlist already"
customers actually start asking YOU questions...because you, of course, know more than the typical sa.
you're known as "that coach girl" on campus...()
you think it would be perfectly rational to buy the same bag in 3 different colors. who knows when they'll come in handy?!
And not only do you feel this is rational, but somewhat necessary!
Here's a couple others:
- Your 4 year old can help you look for Coach bags at TJ Maxx b/c she likes finding the "special tags" AND she is motivated to stop sucking her fingers by the promise of a "W" charm for herself;
- Most of the time when an SA wants to show you something that hasn't been released yet, you already know what it is b/c you've spent the past hours on tpf (had to pretend I was surprised to find out about Coach perfume the last time I was in the boutique);
- you correct the SAs in the store when they're helping you b/c you know more about the styles than they do