Yuck, this thing is ugly!
Gross, not sure wtf I'd do with that thing!
Is it a patch? Is it a disease? I can't tell...
It looks ill
Looks like someone was playing 'pin the zipper on the bag' with a blindfold on!
1982, here we come.
Ha ! I'd have to agree with Vlad, it kind of looks like scabs on satin.