...don't be a slave to this hobby, or let some snooty SAs have the upper hand, just because you're addicted! You better OWN and PRESIDE over these bags!!! There's no way I'm gonna SERVE these bags, my bags serve ME, they work for me! And they should be "grateful" that I chose them! No doubt, bag better hold my money! And if one doesn't, if a bag decides to fall apart or turn cheap and trashy on me, oh it WILL get "BAG-SLAPPED!!" It could EASILY get replaced by a better, PRETTIER bag that will do its job without question! 'Cause only the BEST hoes (erm, I mean bags) get the privilege to go on my arm. I tell 'em "make me look good, bag!!" 
*Disclaimer: I in no way condone disrespect of your bags, or any bags for that matter, even the perpetrators (fakes), because you don't want your bags to "turn on you." Treat them well, but just let them know who's boss!!*
*Disclaimer: I in no way condone disrespect of your bags, or any bags for that matter, even the perpetrators (fakes), because you don't want your bags to "turn on you." Treat them well, but just let them know who's boss!!*
It's about time someone reminded us we're in charge! Let's go girls - C-H-A-R-G-E!!!!!!!!