I am almost embarrassed to say this, but when DH and I first got together, we were both still living at home with our parents, so getting time alone was difficult. Sometimes we'd check into a scuzzy little Motel for a few hours... they were nasty - but we weren't there for the ambiance, KWIM??!!
I swear I am blushing in front of my computer screen! Now we look back on those time and just laugh - young and horny! Anyway, those places were nasty and not worth remembering the names of them! Sometimes we pass one of them when we're driving somewhere w/ the kids... Ahh, good times, man. Good times.