This is hilarious...I swear I can top it:
My grandma was pretty well off and could afford presents but for Christmas every year she would go upstairs and dig through boxes to find presents....one year I got my grandpa's flight wings from WWII (HELLO....I was 8 and a girl!!!!!!) and that was it. Another year it was underwear without a wrapper on it (OMG!?!?...immediately Mom threw them in garbage). I've received plates from her (yes...from her kitchen cupboard), pictures of myself as a child (like I want that!), pictures of her when she was younger, a chocolate bar and more! Each Christmas was only one gift....gee imagine my joy at having to go over there!
I mean the woman had Faberge eggs in a jewerly store display case in her living room...and I get some freaking underwear??!!??
Now I'm married and my SIL moved to our town (that's just a whole different nightmare I could write a book on). They're not well off at all...they are always broke and borrowing money from us. We told them NO CHRISTMAS this year! Well they didn't listen and this is what I got:
A freaking box of Tide!!!!!!!!!! I kid you not...WTF?? Do I look like I need some freaking TIDE????????
Kay...I never wear my clothes more than 1 day...I'm kind of anal about it....so I know I don't smell....I use Tide Mountain Fresh with Downey liquid freshener...so I know my clothes don't stink or look dirty. Why Tide????
I was sooo mad I threw it away....it was just regular cheapo Tide (not the scented stuff), so I'd never use it anyways.
OK present #2 from them: A Disco ball.....yup I'm 28 yrs old and married and haven't been to a bar in about 10 years (quit drinking right when it became legal to drink iN Canada). Is this some kind of hint that I need to loosen up???? WTF! This got thrown away too.
Then again from them....a pen....no NOT a nice pen...just a regular ballpoint pen.
I was so furious that I actually confronted her....I mean normally I'm not rude about gifts...because hey buy what you can afford it's the thought that counts...but seriously TIDE???!!?? We got into a huge argument about it...I was screaming..she was screaming,,,hubby was trying to mediate. Basically my point was...I told her not to buy anything and if she insisted on celebrating Christmas she could have at least put a minute of thought into it and not buy me something as she was meandering down the grocery store aisles.