:lolots: Even after all these years, Mr Puff's shoe-buying process amazes me.
He enters the store, makes a beeline for the style and color he wants, tries them on, walks around a little bit to make sure they fit correctly, stuffs them back in the box, pays for them and leaves.
It can take him up to 7 minutes, if there is someone in front of him in line at the register, or if the first pair he tries pinches or something.