You all know by now that I'm elf-size. I have tried on the JPG Birkin before and obviously it's big. However, now that I have to commute every single day, I thought that the JPG might be comfortable since I can carry it over my shoulder. Anyway, I was also thinking that maybe I can put my laptop in it (wishful thinking but I can try). Yesterday, I tried on a 35cm parchemain togo Kelly w/ gold hardware (BEAUTIFUL beyond words ) and while it does fit my laptop and has the convenient shoulder strap, I think that the weight of my laptop might do harm overtime to the turnkey and single handle. Also, it bulks a bit on the side so you can't close the two straps. So, if a parchemain JPG Birkin w/ gold hardware comes my way, will I look stupid? I can wear heels to look taller! Also, for those with JPG Birkins, can you share your experience with the practicality? I know they're a bit heavy, but are the shoulder handles comfortable? Can you bang it easily on the corners since it's so long? Can some of you put the handles over your coat? Petites with JPG Birkins, please share your pics with you and your bag, pleaazzzzee! Oh, one cool thing is since parchemain is a light color and I'm anal about really darkening handles, there are less issues with the JPG Birkin if I carry it over my shoulder! TIA!