Why parents drink!! (funny)

  1. A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick
    one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed
    the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
    "Yes," whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?"
    The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
    your Mommy there?"

    "May I talk with her?"
    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
    asked, "May I speak with the policeman?
    No, he's busy", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

    Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the

    Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
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  2. So cute! Thanks for sharing!
  3. Hahahaha I love that one!
  4. Funny! I have to send this to my gf's.
  5. that is adorable
  6. sounds like something my nephew would do!
  7. oh god how cute! love it!
    thanks. needed it!
  8. lol. That's cute!
  9. lol nice one :yes: thanks for sharing!
  10. I love that one..LOL..always cracks me up!
  11. Good one! Lol
  12. Hahaha so funny!
  13. lol! Thanks for sharing.
  14. sounds like something my kid would do!
  15. LOL so cute