"Why my GF left me"

  1. She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that's what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.....

  2. hah that's funny...
  3. He's a keeper ladies :rolleyes:
  4. for sure... he'll quit whatever you tell him to... that's a keeper!
  5. Hahaha, that's fantastic!
  6. lol too funny
  7. Lol
  8. :lol: :lol:
  9. makeup makes the face look beautilful.
    beer makes the belly look ugly.
  10. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  11. Gotta love him!
  12. lol that just made my day!
  13. You guys are so funny!

    Um, but just to prepare you Vlad......that's kinda the way it is. Now come on ladies, I can admit it, YOU can admit it too!

    hee hee :smile:
  14. haha, too funny! :lol: :lol:
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    Hahaha :graucho: What a catch :heart: