"Why my GF left me"

[Vlad]

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

 

[Zzuliyta]

hah that's funny...

 

[Megs]

He's a keeper ladies

 

[Zzuliyta]

for sure... he'll quit whatever you tell him to... that's a keeper!

 

[jillybean307]

Hahaha, that's fantastic!

 

[twiggers]

lol too funny

 

[Japster]

Lol

 

[doulosforhim]

 

[doulosforhim]

makeup makes the face look beautilful.
beer makes the belly look ugly.

 

[Kat]

 

[Kellybag]

Gotta love him!

 

[lv-lover]

lol that just made my day!

 

[Traci]

You guys are so funny!

Um, but just to prepare you Vlad......that's kinda the way it is. Now come on ladies, I can admit it, YOU can admit it too!

hee hee

 

[RoseMary]

haha, too funny!

 

[Prada's Meadow]

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

Hahaha What a catch