Who Would Want To Walk Around With Their Name Sewn On Their Bag In Leather ?

So many jokes, so little space:

Hey Paris, Marcel Marceaux called, he wants his clothes back.

She needs a bag with her name on it to remind her what her name is! Duh! Because her driver's license was suspended and she can't remember what it said on it!

She getting ready to go to jail, and she needs to see what stripes would look like on her.


Not a joke but: she DEFINITELY got a boob job. She was flat as a pancake before and no bra, NO BRA would make her look that full. Someone in jail will spill the beans about her nonboobs.
 
I'd rather walk around with MY name promintently displayed on a bag of my own creation, than with some designer's name or initials on a bag...why should I pay to advertise for them?