Margaret Cho
This is a very strange time we're living in, ... and I would feel a little bit better if George W. Bush could say the word "nuclear" correctly...You would have thought somebody would have said something by now. At the very least, Condoleezza Rice would have got up in his face, "Foo', it's NU-CLE-AR! Imma have'ta write it down fo'ya! ...I'm makin' flash cards for the President. This is...*shaking her head* mm-mmmm."
I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad..." And he gets to me and he's like, "...Chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland dey use mandarin orange slices ...and crispy wonton crunches!"
This is a very strange time we're living in, ... and I would feel a little bit better if George W. Bush could say the word "nuclear" correctly...You would have thought somebody would have said something by now. At the very least, Condoleezza Rice would have got up in his face, "Foo', it's NU-CLE-AR! Imma have'ta write it down fo'ya! ...I'm makin' flash cards for the President. This is...*shaking her head* mm-mmmm."
I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad..." And he gets to me and he's like, "...Chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland dey use mandarin orange slices ...and crispy wonton crunches!"