Twilight Teeth? Does it cause the upper canine teeth to grow? Or does it make them just somehow different in an unspecified but kinda scary way, like Cullen teeth?
And why doesn't it make your skin all sparkly? Vampires aren't tan.
Is the bottle made like that to make it easy to swallow? It must taste awful.
Does just one droplet do both, or do you have to put extra droplets on key areas of your skin for the tanning part?
And what if you mess up, will it tan your teeth and whiten your skin?