1. Immediately. Don't even unbox it, you hate it.
2. After a night of anxiety caused mainly by [fill in non-bag source of angst].
3. Tomorrow. You just know it's wrong.
4. Those shoes you meant to buy just went on sale, and hey they would have scratched the "buy" itch for much cheaper.
5. Ten minutes after your relative throws shade at your lack of savings discipline.
6. You found a thread of another color, despite knowing the interior is in another color and someone had to stitch it together with the canvas, but still.
7. Someone probably saw this bag or touched it already, even though the date stamp shows it was made five minutes ago.
8. If you can change the blowout appointment to Thursday, that would be the right day.
9. Not feelin' it.
10. People are evil and jealous.
2. After a night of anxiety caused mainly by [fill in non-bag source of angst].
3. Tomorrow. You just know it's wrong.
4. Those shoes you meant to buy just went on sale, and hey they would have scratched the "buy" itch for much cheaper.
5. Ten minutes after your relative throws shade at your lack of savings discipline.
6. You found a thread of another color, despite knowing the interior is in another color and someone had to stitch it together with the canvas, but still.
7. Someone probably saw this bag or touched it already, even though the date stamp shows it was made five minutes ago.
8. If you can change the blowout appointment to Thursday, that would be the right day.
9. Not feelin' it.
10. People are evil and jealous.