This is for you ladies who have conversations with yourself while standing in a Coach boutique or outlet. The scene is set. You walk in, see a new floorset and think what? Here's mine: "Man, I really hoped I was going to hate that bag." "I know I have four brown bags, but the buckle is different, so that's okay, right?" "If I buy this, what should I sell on eBay to make room for it?" "Maybe I should wait until the DH brings home a new golf club/GPS/Xbox 360/tractor/insert his vice here. Then, I can get it guilt free!" "Is it bad that the SAs all know me by name and ask about my kids?" Back to "Man, I really hoped I was going to hate that bag." What about you?