They went to Harrods and looked through the sales,
Balenciagas were lovely, one liked the blue, the other the UV.
Then one day one got a call: "your bag's here, shall I put it on hold?
I have two and one's for you!"
The other followed in a few hours,
The bag was fabulous and now the only one in Harrods!
The SA said "your friend came this morning and got the other one"
So she tried it on and couldn't put it down.
Far Eastern tourists stealed some glances.
She had to move fast and resist their advances.
The SA said -" make your decision, it's a beauty to behold"
She did not hesitate and declared "it's sold!"
When they revealed this bag to the lady, she needed smelling salts as she fainted on the spot.
Grubby hands from other greedy customers started to get near to this lovely bag but luckily the lady woke up on time and with a cold hard glance she scared the tourists away
Now. You all want know or some of you might now which bag(s) these obsessed ladies took home