Ohh! yes seahorseinstripes The Simple Life - any and all incarnations, gets my Silver Medal. Paris and Nicole are almost as trashy as the Carters! In fact, Paris was involved with the older Carter boy, a relationship which "ended badly," including some bruises on Paris that were publicly attributed to a bondage video she just happened to be making right at the time she was seen crying in restaurants, and all kinds of salacious trashenfreude...
The new season starts in June! They'll be camp counselors, teaching young girls how to be hot.