Say you're staying five-minutes' walk from the coast, with a boyfriend. One night, he has gone out. You decide to go for a stroll along the beach, during the small hours. By chance, you seem him there, skinny-dipping in the distance (but NOT with another woman). His clothes are within your easy reach. What do you do: . Nothing . Steal his clothes, but bring them back, after giving him a nice fright. . Steal his clothes and run home, leaving him to walk home naked. . Steal his clothes and run home, leaving him to walk home naked, AND lock him out, for a bit, for the ultimate joke. That was the dilemma I had. Let me know if you vote!