What would you do for a Hermes Birkin/Kelly?

I guess there are still no takers on my housecleaning offer, which of course is acceptible in "red" "blue" and "purple" states, and involves no "x" rated action of any kind, unless you count "ajax" of course
 
ok i'll bite stephanie. but having my floors cleaned isn't worth it to me since i'm desperate too! i would walk on filthy floors for a month to get another Birkin or a free Kelly! and when i say filthy..i mean, break out the air freshner filthy