What does your H bag say about you?

oki, I know there are others not posting yet, don't be shy, I just look at the Member's items list and see tons of beautiful H bags and their lovely owners.. so what about the other ladies, and hmm, I guess, guys buy hermes bags too, so if you are a hubby or so of one of the ladies here, what do you have to say about your so's H bag???
 
I think all H bags imply a high level of class and education.

Black Birkin = Owner love timeless and functional pieces. WOW how did they score that??

Black Kelly = Super feminine sophistication. WOW how did they score that??
 
Gold Kelly TOGO says - " I can wear this kelly in a both casual and classic way, I have a timeless bag!:devil: "

Black lizard Birkin 25cm says - " Oh, how decadent, she has a black lizard 25CM!, ...she must have SO MANY 35cm Birkins at home, that must be her prize Birkin from some SERIOUS Birkin collection!!!" :lol: :lol: :roflmfao:

Everything about this post says WOW!!! Just beautiful.

MOstly, mine just say that I'm, err, broke? hehehe j/k

Rouge Trim/Palladium says that I'm classic, practical, with an edge
Potiron Birkin says I'm fun, whimsical and love to smile.