The article is actually "What your bag-holding style says about you" and you can read the full piece here: http://blog.omghaute.com/2013/01/12/what-your-bag-holding-style-says-about-you/
What I thought interesting is that my bag style and way to carry is not listed.
Here's the more complete graphic...
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I agree...didn't like the negative descriptions either.I was a little disappointed in the descriptions, although fun, a lot of it sounds negative.