Birds and yes I've been pooped on 3 times. Twice walking under trees and once on the beach by a sea gull. To this day , birds freak me out. You should see me when pigeons fly around me .
Aw, you poor thing! I was pooped on twice, but luckily (if you can even say that), it was on my jacket and the other time it landed on my shoe.
And I totally agree with you about the pigeons! I have an irrational fear of them! One day, I was waiting to cross the street and a whole flock of them flew by! Really close, too! I was freaking out, and one managed to touch me on the hand! ush: (It's an automatic reaction for me if birds are nearby - I duck and cover my head). But it grossed me out something awful!!