What are some funny stories about your handbags?

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zestylemons

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Here's mine... I was walking unsteadily down the bus aisle when my Prada Lux Tote somehow swung right off of my arm and flew into an unsuspecting gentleman's face. But don't worry, I apologized profusely and made sure the poor bag was okay. :whistle:


Aaaanyway, feel free to share your tales of handbag calamity!
 
Lol...
Here s mine... I was at the 99cents store with my 3 year old... she saw I cute.( 99 cents ) plastic purse and kept saying over and over "mommy mommy can you please please buy me that Michael kors bag "..lol..I thought that was cute...lol
 
A couple of years ago I was getting into the car and slipped on some ice and fell under it. My husband helped me up and once he realized I wasn't hurt he started laughing. As I fell I had tossed my LV Speedy into the passenger seat and he was convinced I did that on purpose to save it from damage and cared more about the bag than I did about myself!
 
Well this wasn't one of my designer bags but rather the reason I started buying them... I was carrying an el cheapo Walmart purse and sure enough the strap breaks as I'm walking down the hall at my job. All my personal things, to include female products came rolling on out. Did I mention I worked in a Navy school house and a class of young navy men helped me pick up my pads??? Yeah, embarrassing and thus started my journey with searching for HIGH quality bags only....
 
Well this wasn't one of my designer bags but rather the reason I started buying them... I was carrying an el cheapo Walmart purse and sure enough the strap breaks as I'm walking down the hall at my job. All my personal things, to include female products came rolling on out. Did I mention I worked in a Navy school house and a class of young navy men helped me pick up my pads??? Yeah, embarrassing and thus started my journey with searching for HIGH quality bags only....


This made me laugh, something similar happened to me. I had a navy blue satchel, think it cost about £35, I carried it everywhere and loved it to death for about a year....until I was walking into a restaurant and the shoulder strap snapped causing it to swing across the floor for a couple of feet. Luckily nothing came out but I was a little embarrassed, I look for better made bags now.
 
I was at the beach one time with my gold metallic shoulder bag. I just wanted to wade in the water. So I sat my pocketbook down on a towel, and the next thing I knew she was floating out into the ocean! You have never in your life seen a person run so fast - and through water, at that! If I'd been in the Olympic Track and Field event, I would have won a Gold Medal! Thankfully, nothing happened to my bag. All the water dripped off, and she was none the worse for wear. Another time I stopped my car when I saw a stray dog. (Yes, I am a sap and cannot drive past a stray dog.) I had barely gotten out of my car when the dog came running toward me. He jumped into my car without my even having to coax him! He was a male Pit Bull, and he stepped all over my pocketbook as he climbed over into the passenger seat. Thank heavens, the bag was of thick pebbled leather. I don't know what can ruin pebbled leather. Maybe fire. Anyway, there was not a mark on that bag even after being trampled beneath dog nails. So, purse was fine, and dog got a home. Don't you just love Happy Endings?
 
I was at the beach one time with my gold metallic shoulder bag. I just wanted to wade in the water. So I sat my pocketbook down on a towel, and the next thing I knew she was floating out into the ocean! You have never in your life seen a person run so fast - and through water, at that! If I'd been in the Olympic Track and Field event, I would have won a Gold Medal! Thankfully, nothing happened to my bag. All the water dripped off, and she was none the worse for wear. Another time I stopped my car when I saw a stray dog. (Yes, I am a sap and cannot drive past a stray dog.) I had barely gotten out of my car when the dog came running toward me. He jumped into my car without my even having to coax him! He was a male Pit Bull, and he stepped all over my pocketbook as he climbed over into the passenger seat. Thank heavens, the bag was of thick pebbled leather. I don't know what can ruin pebbled leather. Maybe fire. Anyway, there was not a mark on that bag even after being trampled beneath dog nails. So, purse was fine, and dog got a home. Don't you just love Happy Endings?


The first one is hilarious, Moonfancy, and the dog story is very touching!
Thanks for sharing!
 
Three years ago I got my first designer bag, Speedy 40. When I was in the bus to school, the driver had to brake suddenly and my bag literally flew through the bus! I was so scared and sad, but nothing happened to the bag! Which I still find a miracle...
 
Three years ago I got my first designer bag, Speedy 40. When I was in the bus to school, the driver had to brake suddenly and my bag literally flew through the bus! I was so scared and sad, but nothing happened to the bag! Which I still find a miracle...


Speedy is undestructible!
 
Yesterday, I was at the Michael Kors store to find something for my mother-in-law. The salesperson was so busy asking and gushing about my bag (Pour La Victoire) and where it came from (TJ Maxx), that I didn't even get to why I was in the store. She just kept saying how much she loved my bag, and here she was surrounded by $2000 MK bags in python which were much more beautiful and luxurious than my leather ladylike one.
 
I will never ever buy Perlini and mel bags again. I bought a black laptop case from them several years ago, and only a few weeks into it, the poor handles tore and I had to carry the case under my arm ala a big clutch. I didn't even overload.
 
I was at the beach one time with my gold metallic shoulder bag. I just wanted to wade in the water. So I sat my pocketbook down on a towel, and the next thing I knew she was floating out into the ocean! You have never in your life seen a person run so fast - and through water, at that! If I'd been in the Olympic Track and Field event, I would have won a Gold Medal! Thankfully, nothing happened to my bag. All the water dripped off, and she was none the worse for wear. Another time I stopped my car when I saw a stray dog. (Yes, I am a sap and cannot drive past a stray dog.) I had barely gotten out of my car when the dog came running toward me. He jumped into my car without my even having to coax him! He was a male Pit Bull, and he stepped all over my pocketbook as he climbed over into the passenger seat. Thank heavens, the bag was of thick pebbled leather. I don't know what can ruin pebbled leather. Maybe fire. Anyway, there was not a mark on that bag even after being trampled beneath dog nails. So, purse was fine, and dog got a home. Don't you just love Happy Endings?

Moonfancy, this is the best story ever :hugs:
 
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