We've got a live one!!!! (reveal that is...)

Sure the bag is nice, but didn't it come with a *new* chapstick? You got jipped.

I'm serious! And when I told the SA what I found in the bag she was like, "oh, well is it still in there?" No, I threw that crap away. Like I made up that story. Sheesh. No sorry or anything. Maybe if I had the offending chapstick I would have gotten a free scarf or something?